BROADWAY HERE I COME

Kaylee: You must text me right after to let me know how it goes.

Kaylee: Well, they kind of just stuck you know? I only use these terms with you..feel special.

Harmony: !!!!!!

ARIELLE: That is so incredibly exciting, Harmony!!

ARIELLE: I'm positive you'll get it. Are you auditioning for the lead?

ARIELLE: In fact, scratch that, of course you are.

ARIELLE: Are you prepared? Would you like a little last minute coaching?

HARMONY: I am so incredibly excited.

HARMONY: Of course! I've been working on the songs since I could even say Cinderella.

Probably because you’ve yet to learn when to keep your mouth shut, Harmony. I’ve told you this. You’re more than welcome to join me, though. As long as you let me pick out what you’re going to be wearing.

I’m perfectly capable of keeping my mouth shut, but why bother when I have such a beautiful voice!? The world deserves and needs to hear me at any and all given opportunities. As long as you pick out what I’m going to be wearing? What’s wrong with what I wear?

Kaylee: Oh my god, shut up!

Kaylee: Congrats. break a leg..thats what you say right?

Harmony: I KNOW! I'M SO EXCITED I COULD SCREAM!

Harmony: Except, I won't, because do you know how damaging that is???

Sierra: YES, THE WHOLE PLACE TO MYSELF.

Sierra: I mean..have fun!

Kaylee: Yes...whats up?

Harmony: I'M AUDITIONING FOR CINDERELLA!

HARMONY: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HARMONY: I have an audition tomorrow and while this is common for me, because as a very talented working actress, I have a lot of auditions, BUT.

It’s such a shame that the fraternities here throw the best parties around. While there is plenty of alcohol and weed to go around, the actual ‘brothers’ are reason enough to not want to show up to these things. They actually think that walking up to me and shoving a drink in my hand is flirting. 1) I don’t need to be flirted with and 2) I can get my own alcohol, thanks, because I 100% don’t trust dumbass college boys to put some kind of drug in my drink.

Is it really that hard to find someone who’s attractive and barely speaks?

A fraternity party? I’ve never been to one! Is this where we should utilize the buddy system? I’d be more than happy to accompany you to one of these-- for some reason, I seem to repel men.

I love how creepy old men think they can get away with groping me without getting their fake ass dentures knocked down their throats. If they think I’m not afraid to hit an old man, they’re wrong.

This entire post is appalling. I, for one, will never understand the way women are treated in our society. It makes me want to write an entire musical about female empowerment.

We’re a week out and I still haven’t decided if I’m going to Colorado to go snowboarding, NYC to visit mom and see some stuff on Broadway, or if I’m staying here and building a robot over Spring Break. Someone help me decide, please?

My vote is obviously to NYC. Not only is New York beautiful at all times of the year, but it’s perfectly within distance to several mountains in case you wanted to go snowboarding, and I’m certain there’s some kind of lab that you could build a robot in. I believe Rent said it best-- New York City is the center of the universe. I’d be happy to recommend Broadway shows to you! Right now the hottest tickets are Hamilton, if you can get them, or Dear Evan Hansen, also if you can get them. I’m sure your mother would be able to assist!

I’m back in Los Angeles now, but Broadway got a warm embrace. 

Of course you would be a fan of that. I am… surprising myself by knowing what that means. That would be interesting, wouldn’t it? I can actually see that working, oddly enough. 

Everybody is going to New York without me, and I have never been so offended in my entire life.

Kaylee: I'm glad I made you proud. see, I'm learning something.

Harmony: Not only are you learning something, but you've become so well-versed in Broadway culture and literature that you can make JOKES.

Harmony: Truly, truly, truly, heaven must feel like this.

MELODY: Well, the good thing is that people will be even more focused on you now that there's an even bigger gap between your talent and Glinda's.

MELODY: What do you mean? I'm me? Same old, same old??

HARMONY: At least Riley was competent and I didn't have to improvise for her missing lines.

HARMONY: You're you, and you're the best you.

I was actually implying Disneyland since I have an annual pass. But I should really head out to Disney World again soon.

Oh! I’m an East Coast girl at heart so that’s where my mind immediately goes. Do you prefer Disneyland to World?