#prissyplastique

do you think harper would ever go emo for skips if even for one day? And also I'm curious what age you think he is, as bro was on Gaia online as a teen LMAO. Though it would be really funny if these two were just pushing 30

what answers do you bestow oh wise one.

Omgg evening news??? I'm so flattered omg hell yeah you WILL get hit with a ray of shadowhamper every night. Because shadows only come out at night 😌💅

Anyway speaking of shadowhamper I feel like Harper actually WOULD, mostly because she's an all or nothing kind of girl. She won't do smth she doesn't trust but she will put her whole pussy into it no matter what. So yes she will be pulling out the box hair dye and dyeing her roots black, dolling herself up with heavy dark eyeshadow and black lipstick and changing her entire wardrobe to black apparel only. She's that committed.

I do not think Skips would even ask her to do all that though, if anything she probably chose to change herself like that thinking he'd like her better that way, only for him to freak out (and then gush) that Harper changed her entire look just for him. He likes her for her, wouldn't change a single thing (though he does ask her to keep the black lipstick just cus he likes seeing black kiss marks all over his skin).

As for age. Oh my god I never thought of this. My age headcanon for Harper is probably like early 20s (specifically 22) but Skips is. Hm. I at first thought early to mid 20s too but his voicelines make him sound so much older (like asking if you knew old online chatrooms). God he might just look like he's perpetually stuck in 2007 though.

Well number one, Skips is a words guy. At least more words than Dirk ever was. He tries to prolong his time with Harper just so he can get her to stay in his bed for as long as possible. He showers her in compliments and praise because she never got enough of that in her past relationships. It makes Harper melt and coo and she can't help but give Skips what he wants when he says things like that.

He also DOES NOT RUSH. I've mentioned Skips' weak pull out game three times now but that's because he tries to go slowly so that he doesn't shoot off immediately and after he cums each time, he just sinks into her and never lets go. He's very needy and cuddly after climaxing and gets drunk on that post-coital ecstasy every time, so his brain genuinely stops working and all he can do is hum praises against Harper's skin as he kisses her all over.

Skips is also a little bit possessive. Harper's everyday outfit shows a lot of skin so he'll end up kissing and marking every bit of exposed skin on her body. Her neck gets littered with hickeys so often she has to tie her scarf around her shoulders every time she leaves his shadow. Her midriff isn't safe either; you can definitely make out the bite marks and finger nail indents all over her stomach if you look hard enough.

Harper basically does the same to Skips on days he's feeling extra needy, begging her to stay and every word that passes his lips is a breathless whine. She leaves pink lipstick marks all over his clothes and body, and she 100% bites too. Skips is a soft gentle biter but god is Harper much more skilled than he is. She practically worships his body, choosing to mark every inch of skin until he's screaming her name. And he definitely screams it, clutching her and making sure she never lets go.

CRYING. I went to rewatch that scene and couldn't stop laughing oh my GOD

Excellent visual but ahagkagsk noooo Skips would not be so cringefail like that LMAOO I think— god I think Skips would rather die than embarrass himself like that in front of Harper PFFT

I do actually have one song I think he'd sing and dedicate to Harper. It's this cover of You Belong With Me by For All Those Sleeping and as much as he'd freak the audience out with all his Shadowlord screaming, Harper would probably be overjoyed that he's singing so sweetly about her <3

Also Skips definitely points to Dirk somewhere in the crowd when he screams these lyrics (Dirk is NOT amused)