Tell us about your sex headcannons of Dirk/Harper vs Skips/Harper
YIPPEE okay here we go :D
So for Dirk/Harper, I firmly believe that they only had penetrative penis-in-vagina sex and nothing else. Their sex was definitely angry and NOT for experiencing pleasure together, maybe occasionally but for the most part it was probably quick and just to get the feelings out. Dirk never came inside Harper, he only pulled out and it was JUST because he didn't want her getting attached to him in more ways than usual. Harper also occasionally used to go down on Dirk and blow him, but he let it slip one time that he only liked it because Harper's mouth would be too full to scream at him so she vowed to never give him head again (she still likes oral though, Dirkie just ruined it for her).
She also faked her orgasms with Dirk. Like, almost every time they did it she'd fake it at least once and then actually cum for real after. She screams when she orgasms so really she's surprised Dirk never caught on (either that or he never cared that much).
With Skips/Harper, oh my god where do I begin. Skips tried to make it a competition in his head the first time he got in bed with Harper. Not a competition with her though, no, but with Dirk. All he could think was that Dirk and Harper never explored other forms of sex, just the one way, and he got obsessed with one-upping her ex as if he was in the room with them. The whole time Skips fingered Harper, he was mumbling in her ear words like, "Watch Dirk try and do this with my girlfriend," and as sweet as that was, it also pissed the hell out of Harper since why was Skips thinking about Dirk at a time like this?! So she faked her orgasm.
However Skips caught on almost immediately and basically challenged Harper into getting him to admit she faked it, trying to get her to tell him to stop and eventually Harper relented, pouting that she got caught so quickly. So she let herself relax and focus on Skips' fingers inside her until she was screaming his name in his ear (this time cumming for real yayy). The ecstasy of making Harper cum on his fingers shot right to his ego and he couldn't help but cheer, punching his fist in the air like a dork.
Also more about Skips individually, his pull out game is super weak so he struggles with timing his orgasms to pull out on time. He is... A quickshot. The only sex he ever had before Harper was e-sex with Benji, which basically just meant he has not felt the touch of a woman before all this. So anyway he's super sensitive in bed and desperately clingy so. Coupling that with being absolutely obsessed with his hot girlfriend. Yeah they are staying in that bed fucking for 3 whole days Lucinda Lust style, I don't make the rules.
