#prinxceit

Coming out as the worlds biggest anaroceit shipper w this one. This tag needs more posts I'm begging yall

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Roman deserves all the monster bfs

• K so Prinxiety's together, right (it took one closet "incident" to get them together because they're both super stubborn and Patton, Logan, and Remus got tired of their shenanigans)

• And they kinda just confess that they both like Janus and that they want to date him too

• So basically they formulate this plan: flirt with Janus and basically woo him into their relationship because Roman's a hopeless romantic and Virgil's just hopeless

• But the one problem is that they don't know how to flirt. Like at all.

• They just treat Janus like the way they treated each other before they got together which was as a "nemesis" and act like they have a rivalry with him and use that to get some homoerotic subtext

• That's what they think flirting is.

• And of course, Janus isn't fully getting it. He only thinks that they're just becoming friendlier with him because it's either that or face Patton's disappointed look (and he just pretends his heart doesn't ache when Roman pushes up against a wall and speaks so close to him, their noses are touching. Or when Virgil engages in a glaring (staring, really) match with Janus across the kitchen when Janus could swear he saw Virgil's eyes flick to his lips for a second)

• He isn't getting that Prinxiety's trying to flirt with him like, at all, is what I'm saying

• And Prinxiety gradually begins to think that Janus isn't interested and back off

• And Janus realizes that they're probably done trying to befriend him and settles just for that

• Until one night when the three are up watching shitty horror movies (by the request of Virgil and Janus, who Roman can't say no to without feeling physical pain)

• Janus is immensely tired and drowsy and is basically acting drunk and keeps flirting with Virgil and Roman every second he gets

• And once they're done and are about to go upstairs, Janus kisses Virgil and Roman on the cheek and sleepily bids them good night before passing out in their arms because Janus isn't accustomed to staying up so late because he's an actually functional human (well, humanoid)

• And cue a panicking Virgil who's worried that Janus fucking died on him and a dazed Roman who has to goofiest smile on his face because Janus just kissed him and Virgil on the cheek fjxjfjc

• Roman quickly snaps out of it however when he sees his bf try and literally slap Janus awake

• They eventually get Janus into bed, swear they'll inform him of what happened in the morning, which they do

• Prinxiety explains that they're kinda into him and they were wondering if Janus would be interested in dating them and Janus says "YES" before asking, "Why didn't you ever tell me before tho"

• Prinxiety shares a look before turning back to him "we did??" They explain that they were flirting with him and Janus is just like "no that's not flirting"

• Virgil groans that it was all Roman's idea and Roman's just trying to defend his half-baked plan and Janus is looking at them with the fondest look ever

• Janus sighs, "Well, if you ever need help with flirting, I'm always down the hall~" and with that (and a kiss on the cheek for both Roman and Virgil) he left to get breakfast, leaving a very flustered and very happy couple of dorks in his room

The dramatic flirtiness of roceit

The enemies to lovers trope all around

The irony that Roman would end up dating the two sides he hated

That good anxceit angst and hurt/comfort

So Much Goddamn Sass

Just an absolute power trio in energy and aesthetic

“i love you both, so much,” roman says, squeezing their hands as he leans in to kiss them - janus first, then virgil. “i cannot wait to be back in your arms again.”

“roman, it’s not forever,” janus laughs. “one of us has to move into the new apartment in order to secure the lease, and virgil and i both still have a few days of work left. we’ll be with you in five days.”

“five days without my loves! how will i ever recover?” roman complains, dramatically swooning into them. virgil side-steps him neatly and lets him collapse onto the pavement like the drama queen he is.