#princenothinq

EDD: Matt, as fascinating as all that is, you’ve got another ask.

MATT: Oooh! What’s this one say?

Edd hands Matt the scroll.

EDD: What do you mean, “where is it”?

MATT: I mean, it’s not here! I had it just a second ago!

EDD: That cost all of our previous gil, and you’re telling me you lost it already???

MATT: Or it got stolen! This is in no way my fault!

EDD: You were the one who was supposed to watch--Ko’lah above, let’s just look for it.

(GAINED: +1 SIL and +1 NEW OBJECTIVE: find Matt’s mirror shield.)

Tumblr User @princenothinq HATES milk!

EY SMUTHEAD IS PRETTY GOOD

nvm this is better

tom has a monster cock and you know it coward

a good, noble choice

OKAY OUR LINEUP CONTENDERS SO FAR ARE:

-SexEdd(Pros: Simple and to the point, great pun, good ring)(Cons: unfortunate mistake for anyone who spells sex Ed in google wrong)-Therenevergonnabeanamethatwillpleaseallthefanssowhychangeitworld (Pros: comedic, very true)(Cons: Too long, literally no one will use this)-Smuthead(Pros: good pun, to the point)(Cons: not an obvious EW tag)-Smegsworld(Pros: great pun, good ring)(Cons: not inherently n/sfw sounding)-Dicksworld(Pros: eh)(Cons: no pun, B L A N D)-Eddsweenie(Pros: funny, okay pun, to the point)(Cons: maybe it’s a bit TOO silly, some may take issue with it)-Headsworld(Pros: awesome pun, good ring)(Cons: may or may not be obviously n/sfw)

MATT: I DON’T KNOW???

EDD: Let’s just find Tom! Maybe he knows where it went??

MATT: I just had it!!! I was HOLDING it where did it--

EDD: Matt! Enough! We’re in public!

(GAINED: +1 SIL)