Nov 4, 2019
c'mon captain guyliner!
Tom wipes his hand on his vest. The fire sizzles out instead of burning him.
TOM: M’not answering any more of these. Got it?
He walks off.
(GAINED: +1 SIL)
(Tom is no longer available for questions.)
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c'mon captain guyliner!
Tom wipes his hand on his vest. The fire sizzles out instead of burning him.
TOM: M’not answering any more of these. Got it?
He walks off.
(GAINED: +1 SIL)
(Tom is no longer available for questions.)
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Hey Matt! Tom is more handsome then you! But you're pretty gorgeous yourself!
MATT: The bumbling, foul-tempered, constantly drunk, thinks-hes-cool-because-he’s-so-sneaky, nowhere NEAR as handsome as me Tom?
MATT: Granted, no one’s quite as handsome as I am, but your taste in men is Tom?
EDD: He’s saved our asses more times than I’d like to admit, Matt. Cut him some slack.
MATT: Oh no, don’t get me wrong! He’s an invaluable party member! But their taste in aesthetics SOMEHOW lines up with Tom?? I recommend seeing a healer for that, my friend.
(GAINED: +1 SIL)
Somewhere in the marketplace, Tom gets the succinct feeling that he’s going to kick Matt’s ass when he gets back. This is not news to him.
Tom! Is that a tail I see?
(GAINED: +1 SIL)
MATT: It wasn’t me! I literally just had it! EDD: Wait, what do you-- MATT: I mean that one minute I had it, and the next it was gone! EDD: So how are we supposed to find a vanishing mirror? MATT: No idea, but--ooh goodness, everything’s flooding back to me. Every childhood regret and mistake is hitting me all at once. I need to lie down. (USED: -1 SIL) (M!A: Perfect Memory [1/10])
Matt, I adore your jacket, what’s it made from?
EDD: Matt, as fascinating as all that is, you’ve got another ask.
MATT: Oooh! What’s this one say?
Edd hands Matt the scroll.
EDD: What do you mean, “where is it”?
MATT: I mean, it’s not here! I had it just a second ago!
EDD: That cost all of our previous gil, and you’re telling me you lost it already???
MATT: Or it got stolen! This is in no way my fault!
EDD: You were the one who was supposed to watch--Ko’lah above, let’s just look for it.
(GAINED: +1 SIL and +1 NEW OBJECTIVE: find Matt’s mirror shield.)
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Hey, Cap’n Tightpants. Matt lost his shield already, you should head back and help him and Edd find it.
TOM: I’ve got better things to do. Those two, on the other hand, can deal with the fallout all they like.
(GAINED: +1 SIL)
Edd! any special moves?
EDD: I’ve got a buncha sword tricks I’ve been working on, usin’ the sword passed down to me from my Great-Granddad Egins! Granny never really talks about him, so this is all I’ve got of my--
TOM: Edd for the love of the gods put that away we’re in public.
(GAINED: +1 SIL)
Oh boy. Uh, think to when you last had it??? Maybe you left it behind somewhere?
MATT: I DON’T KNOW???
EDD: Let’s just find Tom! Maybe he knows where it went??
MATT: I just had it!!! I was HOLDING it where did it--
EDD: Matt! Enough! We’re in public!
(GAINED: +1 SIL)
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