#princebilbo

i’ve given in

first thing i associate with it: ahhh that’s such a nice name! first thing i thought of though is devon, the county in england eheheheh. my brother had his twenty-first birthday on a farm there, so lots of good memories!

I was tagged by my wife

Kaneki and Hide (I have to but some weaboo in here)

Bilbo and Thorin

Thranduil and Bard

Hannibal and Will Graham

Me x Devon (fuck you guys it counts)

1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping #5?

Christmas when I met Devon and saw her beautiful face c: c: c:

2. Have you ever read fanfiction about #2?

Y E S ;-;

3. Has a picture of #4 ever been your background/Tumblr icon?

omg no i thought about it once but i’m not a hannibal blog

4. If #3 were to suddenly break up, what would your reaction be?


cri evri tym 

5. Why is #1 so important?

HIDE HAS ALWAYS STOOD BY KANEKI AND IS ALWAYS THERE FOR HIM AND KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE NEEDS DESPITE ACTING AN IDIOT MOST THE TIME AND HE IS SUCH A BIG BALL OF SUNSHINE AND KANEKI NEEDS SOMEONE WHO SEES HIM FOR WHO HE REALLY IS BECAUSE HE HATES HIMSELF OHGOD THE HIDEKANE FEELS

6. Is #4 a funny or serious ship?

KINDA??? like, crack wise it can be but in reality its probably dark as fuck

7. Out of all the ships, which ones have the most chemistry?


ME AND DEVON

8. Of all the ships, which ship has the strongest bond?

ME AND DEVON

9.How many times have you read/watched #2’s fandom?


are yo really going to ask me, a lotr blog, that.

10. Which ship lasted the longest?

.......... uh yeah about that

12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive?

uh shit

idk

they all have a good chance of surviving tbh 

devon would protect me from the zombies and bilbo and thorin would kick ass with the rest of the company and bard and thranduil will be fuckin ace at killing zombies like they were spiders. Kaneki is a fucking ghoul you do the math and Hannibal would probably invite them to dinner.

13. Did #4 have to hide their relationship for any reason?

nope because it’s technically not canon BUT IF IT WAS THEY WOULD SO NOT HIDE IT

15. Is #1 canon?

nope BUT ITS SO FUCKING CLOSEEEEEE

16. If all 5 ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple do you think would win?

bard and thranduil because they have no qualms about stabbin’ a bitch

17. Has anyone tried to sabotage #5’s relationship?

TIMEZONES FUCKING TIMEZONES AND COUNTRIES AND UGH

18. Which ship(s) would you defend to death and beyond?

Me x Devon and probably Baggenshield

19. Have you ever spent hours a day going through #3’s Tumblr Page?

oops yep

20. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the 5 ships to break up forever, which ship would you sink?

i’d fuckin fight her in the pit bring it bruh

tagged by my beloved soulmate mithrilbilbo​

K - Killer Lady // Gumi (Vocaloid)

A -  A little piece of heaven // Avenged Sevenfold

T - This is Entertainment // InnerPartySystem

I  - It has begun // Starset

E - Elements // Lindsey Stirling

Lee my baby {◕ ◡ ◕}

8: (truth) If you could go on a date with any of your mutuals, who would it be and what would you do? (dare) Send an anonymous compliment to one of your four “Biggest Fans” on tumblr.

I’M DOING BOTH YOU CAN’T STOP ME. 

silmarienn, probably, to piss her off. (betcha the date would end within 0.5 seconds, eh eh deb B))) )bagqinshield because kai needs much more love (i don’t care if it’s not even a date if i can even get within a mile of xer i’m gonna flip)princebilbo because she’s my wife. like, my trophy wife.+ arwwenn,  thorinshielding + all of durinsfolkprotectionsquad but tbh all of my ‘dates’ will probably end up as just hanging out because idk how dates work at all actually  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯