Pottering About
Requested by: @vicmackeybullshxt​ some time ago, I finally got around to publishing it because I don’t look at my draft. :^)
Headcannons under the cut.
His head is always on fast forward. Let it be about something that he wants to eat, or planning how to take down the latest big bad.
He frequents the same stores, the clerks know who he is.
Usually gets the same things every time. Strawberry milk, Good & Plenty, you name it.
It shocks the employees when he dabbles in something out of his normal selections.
Usually, the deviation is a slice of pie, which he promptly hates when opening up at the workplace.
He won’t leave it sitting around, though, he’s extremely neat.
Extremely casual when talking about heavy cases, like Galindo’s.
His fellow agents are a little worried about him, sometimes, with how he acts.
But he doesn’t care, he’s still sorting his Good & Plenty’s on the table as he reads his case file.
The guy at the office that people usually don’t want to interact with, his habits are a little off kilter.
He frequently stands up on chairs and tables when he’s alone. It helps him think.
Usually has jazz or slow classic rock on to help him think.
His coworkers have walked in to him standing on a table before, staring at a whiteboard.
“Can I help you?”
Coworker just takes that as a hint to leave, it’s his alone time to ruin someone’s whole career.
He knows things no one thought he would. He’s wily, and will get information wherever he can.
Has casually brought up embarrassing stories in the workplace about someone else.
Usually to the people he hates.
Has probably made someone cry, honestly.
Does he regret it? No.
He doesn’t like them, so they probably deserved it.
No one knows about the case he’s built on the Reyes brothers, at least not to the fullest extent.
Not even his chauffeurs.
It was a work week from hell when the Reyes boys brought up his kid.
When that case comes along, he’s frequently climbing on things to figure out how to navigate himself out.
That's the time where he breaks out the classical music.
No one knows why, they just know he fucking sucked that day.
