#pots meme

Poopy pre-syncope. The dookie-adrenaline-dump, if you will.

POTS already fucks with our digestion, so a lot of us tend to have an issue with bowel movements and consuming enough fiber to make them tolerable.

Do you understand how embarrassing and terrifying it is for your body to start having a medical episode mid-shit?

You start asking yourself questions like, "Is this something that justifies a 911 call? Do I have to explain to a paramedic that there's a crap hanging halfway out of my ass, that it won't move, and that I'm facing the risk of passing out on the toilet and hitting my head when I fall, with a crap hanging halfway out of my ass? Should I just not tell anyone and hope that no one finds me half naked looking like a corpse, mid-shit on the floor?"

Have you ever wondered what it's like to shit out one of the spiked metal balls on a medieval chain mace? Because that's what it feels like.

Your body is going into a flare, and you're just stuck. You can't lay down with the train only halfway out of the station, and standing up to get off the shitter is only going to make things worse. So it's basically just soft-core purgatory.

and I’ve been having more flare ups recently. A few minuets ago I just got up, walked for like five seconds halfway across my bedroom (which is tiny) and then boom. I kinda walk back to my bed and flop like a whale. Land face first in my pillow legs half off the bed, conscious but temporarily without control of my body. It lasted like 30 secondsish before I could move. It’s weird. Anyway I realized it’s like having random minecraft potions. Like all of a sudden I can’t see, there is only squiggle squaggles. I can’t move. Time slows down. I fall. I taught myself how to fall without hurting myself when I was like 6 long before I knew about pots. The point is, having pots is essentially randomly looking up and seeing

Gets angry and palpitations start.