#post bnd

Stalker Peter who can’t stop following you, he trails after you after your classes, never letting his eyes leave your form.

Stalker Peter who finds out where you work, your apartment, and all your classes, he just has to make sure his angel is safe and far away from others.

Stalker Peter who finds you with another man one day, his arm pressed against your lower back, just for you to later find a note left on your doormat telling you not to worry, that pervert of a man will never mess with you again <3

Yelena: Is it true that you kissed my sister???

Bruce:

Bruce: Um. What?

Yelena: My sister. Natasha. Is it true that you kissed her?

Bruce:

Yelena: It’s a very simple question

Bruce: Can we maybe get out of here first?

Yelena: Just PLEASE tell me it’s not true that you kissed my sister

Bruce: I really don’t think this is appropriate-

Yelena: Jean. Please?

Jean: *jumps inside Bruce’s head*

Jean, through Bruce: Oh damn, he totally kissed your sister- OH-

Jean, as herself: I don’t think she enjoyed it, she pushed him down a hole right afterwards

Bruce:

THANK YOU SO MUCH, I LOVED IT. Got my feet kicking and everything.

Now, you've got me hooked. Got any other thoughts about Stalker!Peter? Because I think the obsessed here is me haha (⁠灬⁠º⁠‿⁠º⁠灬⁠)

That dude is definitely being called out by Newyorkers for not paying enough attention to his actual duty as Spiderman

Stalker Peter who after buying your drink starts doing it every week, and then every week turns into everyday, he’ll show up right as you get into line, sliding in right next to you with his card, or some cash held out in his fingers.

Stalker Peter who knew your order by heart even before you told him, his hands tapping along the counter as he recites the drink in perfect order.

Stalker Peter who shows up outside your door one day, an order of your favorite restaurant clutched tightly in his hand, and the most gorgeous, shit eating grin on his face.

Stalker Peter who would practically let himself in, and it strangely seemed like he knew the place like the back of his hand, he instantly slipped into the kitchen, moving to grab plates from the cabinets as if he’d done it a million times.

Stalker Peter who would set the table just how you liked it, pulling your chair out before settling in himself, his eyes never leaving you, always traveling across your body as if he could X-ray for signs of other men.

Stalker Peter who made this a weekly occurrence, at first only with takeout- and then he would start to cook for you, never struggling to find the ingredients or spices he needed, and always making food you were craving that week <3

Like, imagine Peter in his suit always saving you to the point that people start to rumour that reader is Spiderman's secret lover when you don't actually know him (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)

Stalker Peter that kept letting the crime rate go up as he was always following you, only to find you being harassed by a mugger one day, he was so angry at himself for letting that happen.

Stalker Peter who you would have thought never left your side before, but lord, now he never leaves, always stalking after you or swinging far enough way that you won’t notice.

Stalker Peter that starts saving you nearly every day, swooping in to humiliate and tie up whatever thug or villain is trying to attack you, it happens so often now you start to think he’s leading them to you..

Stalker Peter who starts scooping you up after he finishes his fights, swinging you to whatever place you needed to be at next- and he always knew where you were headed, you never thought much of it before, but now you are staring to worry.

Stalker Peter who starts showing up on the news more, now almost always with you- whether it be a photo of him saving you, carrying you, or just talking about the rumors that you are his secret lover- and there are many.

he wouldn’t notice right away, too dopey in his own little world to see how nervous you got around his webs.

You would think with how much he stares at you he would notice how you flinch and freeze up, or maybe even run away, but no, he hasn’t seemed to notice.

he finally notices one day, his eyes following your form as you move into your small kitchen, you suddenly freeze, eyes locked onto something along the wall facing away from Peter.

He’s fast as he gets up, racing over to you just as a scream starts to curdle from your mouth, he reaches for you, shushing you as he frantically searches for whatever thing has you so frightened.

his eyes finally land on a medium sized spider, some kind of house one, maybe even a daddy long legs, and suddenly his mouth turns up as he moves to face you.

“A spider angel? Really? You do realize you’re basically dating a spider, right?”

you can hear the grin in his voice, even as you refuse to turn away from the spider that is now crawling it’s way up to the ceiling.

He lets out a small huff of a laugh under his breath, carefully reaching for a paper towel from its holder next to the sink, before reaching up and ever so carefully scooping it up onto the towel, his eyes never leaving the small bug as he walks his way to the small open window, before placing it neatly down onto the fire escape and shutting, and latching the window.

He makes his way back to you, his arms reaching out to pull you into a comforting hug, his warmth seeping into your bones and bringing you back down from your panic.

Maybe something where reader just wants to feel loved and comforted

Thanks! 🫶🫶

he’d obviously treat all his partners with the same amount of love, but I just know he’d go out of his way to make your sex life- and normal life above and beyond.

He would do anything you requested- whether it be with sex or just day to day things.

I just know this man would be on his knees 24/7 if he could, I stand for munch Peter Parker, this man would happily tear up his knees if it meant dropping to the floor for you.

He’d love you no matter what, if you had bottom surgery or not, or if you had top surgery or not, he would treat you the same.

If you didn’t quite pass yet, or were somewhere- like a family situation, where you couldn't transition yet, he would be there for you in every sense.

I still stand for broke Peter Parker, but I fully believe he would help fund you in anyway he could, you need help paying for a binder? Check, need help getting hrt? Bam, there he is ready to help.