Apr 18, 2025
Well... you're Harry Potter's son... why don't you look like him at all?
You're disappointing
*Albus jumps off a moving train and goes back in time to save Cedric and prove he's capable too*
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Well... you're Harry Potter's son... why don't you look like him at all?
You're disappointing
*Albus jumps off a moving train and goes back in time to save Cedric and prove he's capable too*
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Mcgonagall Headcanons
1. When you touch her stomach, she will hiss. 2. Fred and George couldn't get Mcgonagall’s attention one day so they pshpshpsh to her and she looked at them immediately. Fred and George never let her forget this. 3. Mcgonagall has firewhiskey under her desk, the only people who know this are the processors and Fred and George. The twins stole it once and took it the Griffindoor party. 4. During the Griffindoor party, she brung Dumbledore to deal with it. The next morning, she found Dumbledore wasted.
HP Chamber of Secrets Reread Part 2
Ginny, if you had left your stupid diary at home, this all could have been avoided UGH FIRST YEARS
SnApE iS uSiNg oCcLuMeNcY FFS
Also did he get like some weird attachment to the Whomping Willow when he almost got eaten by Remus??? V concerned about this aggressive plant
Harry: Loophole, Minnie, term hadnt started yet so cant take points right....
McGonagall having flashbacks: nbd Ja-Harry, you good fam
Mama Weasley Power: Yelling lvl: 100000000000000000
Ron is right about so many thing like right from the beginning he calls Lockhart out as a fraud
Hermione Lockhart stan: look at all the things hes done
Correct Ron: "He says he's done"
#ronyouright
Next time: Gordon Ramsey, Dumbledore being obnoxious, and HISHE
Just think: if Voldemort didn't exist, Sirius might have had a kid and that kid would go to school with harry and theyd be troublemakers and we all know it
Okay so since James Sirius Potter is obviously a Gryffindor (congrats, kid!) and JK has confirmed that Teddy Lupin is a Hufflepuff, can it please be canon that Albus Severus Potter gets sorted into Ravenclaw and that Lily Luna Potter gets sorted into Slytherin? Because how wicked would it be for Harry and Ginny's kids to represent all the Hogwarts houses? (Because Teddy is basically Harry's first kid, duh)
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