Chilling with the Hogwarts Houses:Â Misunderstanding
Ravenclaw: Hey Sly, you have an eyelash on your cheek.
Slytherin: *Rubbing at the wrong cheek* Really?
Gryffindor: Other cheek, Sly.
Slytherin. *Rubbing in the wrong place on the right cheek* Shut up, Gryf.
Ravenclaw: *Leaning forward* You know what? Come here. I'll get it.
Slytherin: *Shifting toward Ravenclaw* Fine. Just get it over with. I have to pick Puff up for our date in like, five minutes.
Ravenclaw: *Leans forward and caresses Slytherin's cheek, removing the eyelash*
Hufflepuff: Hey, Sly- *Opening the door at the exact moment Ravenclaw is "caressing" Slytherin's cheek* NOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooo!
Hufflepuff: *Slams door and runs away screaming*
Slytherin and Ravenclaw: *Staring at the door in shocked confusion*
Ravenclaw: Um...
Slytherin: Wha? WAIT! PUFF!
Slytherin: *Jumps to their feet and runs out the door behind Hufflepuff* IT'S SO NOT WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE PUFF! COME BACK!
