#poor batman

Naightwing: what do you mean, is Robin.

RR: yea... he is not.

Red Hood *in cooms * : im with Replacament here, Robin is wit me.

Rr: actualy... i saw Robin just 5 minuts ago with Oracle.

Batman in coms: MMH‽

RR: okay im calling a meeting, because how te fuck do we have 4 robins.

Once they all are on the same roof.

Red Robin: B... how did you not notice that yours IS A GIRL‽, and Hood, WTF is with you not seing the Elderish lovarcraft‽ And Wing, wtf- he does not have the same skin tone!

One magic girl trandformation later.

Phantom: Ha! I win! Heir, paid up!

Robi: th. I had won too, as fhster didint realice Mirrow is a girl, so Spare you paid up.

Phantasma: ne.. Consept is right, is a tie.

Nithwing, pointing at the specter robin: so... you were real all this time...

Batman: who are you?

Phantoms: your childrens

Hahaha okay, this is another plotless comic that follows Batman trying to do his job on a rare quiet night in Gotham where he’s not actually needed because turns out the citizens of Gotham can kick ass when they need to XD

There’s a store owner who disarms a mugger 

FUN WRITING EXERCISE! Well. Kinda fun. Productive. All theoretical boss fights take place in the Arkhamverse, because why not, basically. Kitty Richardson: the type that sets waves of mooks on you before finally getting frustrated at their failures and coming to deal with you herself. Recommended skill: the Blade Dodge Takedown. (You think she won't come at you with something sharp? Thing again.)