#poor asahi

Asahi, in tears: I'm begging you Noya. For once in your life, go home. Please, just this once. Go home

Suga : *talking with Asahi*

Daichi : Suga

Suga : Wait Daichi, Asahi! You have to do it like this!!

Daichi : *pouting, goes to another room*

Daichi : *comes back with a plushie and give it to Asahi*

Suga & Asahi : ...?

Daichi : you Asahi, go talk with the plushie

PART 1 ✧ PART 3

Here’s your 2nd round of yandere selection featuring our beloved hq boys!

Reminder: This is just for fun!

Rating: T+ Warning: Mild psychological triggers (mentions of kinks and stuff) Selected characters only ~(⊕⌢⊕)~

NISHINOYA YUU aka THE GUARDIAN DEITY (I don’t really think I have to change his moniker)

With this guy, you’ve got an instant bodyguard for better or worse

He’s always around you committed to guard you from all harm including that falling leave that dared to touch your hair

Will openly announce his adoration for you in public and

Will openly announce as well how he will deal with this who come your way

No one…I mean no one really gets to touch you or else this boi will rolling thunder their sorry ass

He’s willing to do so much for you so if he sees you crying…the one who made you cry must prepare

Will surely get to the bottom of things

Always there for you like always there

It didn’t help that he’s making his way to get nearer to you like one day he lives one block away from you, then he just suddenly became your neighbour…

Next thing you know, he convinced your parents to stay at your house

He looks so happy and energetic even when he’s mad at you it’s creepy sometimes

Can’t bring himself to hurt you on his ‘average days’

But would punish you if you got yourself in danger

“What do you mean you’re being too careless and accidentally hurt yourself?” Noya asked quite baffled until he beamed at you his big ball of energy all the while something sinister underlies his tone. “Oh, you’ve been a bad girl, Y/N-chan! You’re not getting it good.”

Danger level: 50% Pet peeve: People/things that cause you harm and you being so careless sometimes

ASAHI AZUMANE aka THE GENTLE ACE

You first saw him while you were going home and it’s raining (talk about setting the eerie mood)

He’s there…staring right at you like he wants to talk to you or something

You got scared because even if you changed your destination, he still followed

Like why the hell would a grown ass man follow you?!?!?!

He’s probably in College?! Or has his own wife and child already?! Why was he following you?

You felt relieved when you arrived home, because finally!

The next day, however, it’s still the same

You panicked and dropped the banana milk you just bought from the convenience store

“Y-Y/N!” You heard the man called for you and you ran away as fast as you can

The next day, you found the same brand of banana milk you dropped yesterday on your desk

Then you were surprised to find the man belonging to the other class O_O

Poor you, you didn’t know that he’s the most normal among these dudes

He simply wanted to ask if you wanted to share his umbrella

And he simply just wanted to give you the banana milk you dropped because you panicked!

This guy was often misunderstood because he’s said to look older than he actually is

But he’s as soft as mochi on the inside TT-TT

“Y-Y/N…did you get the banana milk you dropped yesterday?” YN! How did he even know your name? How? Stupid, it’s written on your jersey every time you play volleyball.

Danger level: 10% Pet peeve: Seriously? This guy?

SUGAWARA KOUSHI aka THE SMOTHERING SETTER

His presence reminded you of warm cinnamon rolls

He had that sweet and very snuggly voice that simply drew you close to him

You thought that being hugged by him was a comfort next to your favourite blankyy

And you weren’t wrong

He gave the comfiest hugs and the bubbliest of all kisses

At first, it was those little pieces of advice he gave you like what to eat and who’s the best time to sleep

He was just so addicting that you didn’t even notice that drastic changes happening in your life

You didn’t even notice that you no longer have any friends

You’re even unaware they went missing!!!

Your only contact on your cellphone was him

You do whatever he likes you to do and you still feel good about it even if you already lost your sense of self

Truly, Suga’s really the sweetest and warmest guy there was that you could ever know of

But anything warm can also scorch you

And anything sweet can cause you diabetes

He seemed to have the reins over your emotions and very well adept to set up your feelings to his advantage

“Y/N…What did I told you about having friends?” He said while gently and softly stroking the top of your head while you’re in between his arms.

He leaned closer near your ear and whispered. “You must have no one except me, okay?”

Then gave you a little kiss on your temple.

Danger level: 70% Pet peeve: Other people getting between you and him

SAWAMURA DAICHI aka THE CAPTAIN DADDY

If his moniker didn’t say it all I don’t know what will

Has the big daddy energy going on with him

You thought he’s very protective, dependable and responsible

Buys you stuff you want cuz you’re his little baby girl

You’re kinda’ spoiled and you loved it but

He can get a a little bit extra with some things

Even if you want to run, you can’t and you won’t (sorry)

Like his overprotectiveness

Literally would knock someone’s soul out of their body if they dare try to flirt/hurt you

Who knows how many have already fallen under his wrath?

Strict af will punish you if you ever try to talk back or disobey him (choking and hair pulling included)

Not to mention, he’s very authoritative behind closed doors

No soft or hard limits with this guy

As much as he loves punishing you, he also loves to reward you

Loves seeing you in your most submissive self ever

Gets an odd satisfaction in seeing you so helpless and on your knees begging him please (don’t forget the ‘daddy’ or else you’ll get a good spankin’)

“Get on my lap, Y/N.” His voice demanding and domineering. “If you don’t, I’ll make you.”

Danger level: 70% Pet peeve: Your disobedience

no one at all:

The WOL had their back against the wall as Zenos stood over them, smiling darkly, "Come now, beast, are you not going to bare your fangs at me?"

His lackey Asahi was working as a look out in case of teachers and their friends, not that they'd be out in the halls during class. The reason they had left was because they were feeling unwell and had been heading to the nurse's office. But just because he was useless as a look out didn't mean his position didn't put them in a bad spot, as he was blocking their only means of an exit.

The WOL gripped their bag, uneasy and uncertain if they could take on this massive wall of hunk, they had been bested when at their top form and today they felt positively ill. 

Zenos's smile grew as he leaned closer, the WOL grabbed at their weapon in their bag. They still had no idea if they could even last a moment, but there was probably no other way past these two...

"WAGGHHHHH!!" Asahi's voice cried, WOL and Zenos both looking to where the short Hyur had once been standing as the sound of heels suddenly started getting louder.

"I've told you time and time again, Asahi." A sweet voice said, "No loitering in the halls, especially when you should be in class!"

Two girls stepped into the hallway and turned to look at them. One was tall with skin that reminded the WOL of an early evening sky and the dark hair to match, her bright red lipstick surrounding a smile that could melt anyone into a moldable puddle, "It looks like this is more than just Loitering." She purred in a voice that sent shivers down their spine as she made her way down the hall, a pin catching the WOL's eye... just the pin, not her bosom. The pin... and her bosom.

This person was a Prefect! One of the more powerful students who had special permission to wander the halls during class time and were allowed to dole out punishments to troublemakers.

And of course she would ooze sex appeal like Zenos oozed of that intoxicating cologne. 

"Bullying! I should have known!" The smaller one said, she looked like a pink picture of sweet as she followed her companion over towards them, the smell of baked goods becoming stronger as the distance between their two groups closed and the glint of the Prefect pins shined on their blazers.

Sex Appeal and Sweets, the WOL couldn't tell if they were horny, hungry or just delusional from their illness.

Zenos backed away from them and moved to the opposite side of the hallway as the two women arrived, the taller one blocking Zeno's exit with a heel to the wall beside him and grabbed at his tie, bringing him to her eye level, "I think someone here is just asking for a spanking..." 

The WOL blinked, shocked at how easily she had just turned the tables on that guy, Zenos seemed just as surprised by the action. But the WOL was taken out of their stupor as the smaller of the duo gently tugged at their sleeve, "Are you alright? He didn't hurt you, did he?"

"No." They said, their voice barely a whisper.

"Hmm..." the smaller one's hands were gentle as they touched their forehead, her fingers refreshingly cool as her eyes widened, "Oh you poor thing, you have a fever!" She turned to her companion, "Rammy, I'm going to take this one to the nurse, so please don't rush the punishment."

"Why Lolzy, I wouldn't dream of it." 'Rammy' replied, pulling Zenos' closer to her by his tie, "I have plenty in store for him, don't you worry."

Zenos seemed a bit confused, but did not seem disappointed at the WOL slipping out of his grasp. The WOL didn't know if they should be grateful or worried as 'Lolzy' led them out.

"Don't worry." She said softly, "Ramora is no push over, she can take anything that guy throws at her and hit him twice as hard. I'll make sure you get proper treatment and you just focus on getting some rest, okay?"

"Thank you." The WOL managed, their vison starting to blur as they made their way to the nurse.

the next thing they knew, they were falling asleep on a bed in the nurse's office.

The next day, they were feeling better enough to have visitors and their friends came rushing in to see them.

"I'm certainly glad you're feeling better." Alphinaud said, "I've been meaning to introduce some of the other members of our house to you."

"Oh?" The WOL said, curious.

He smiled and nodded before motioning towards the door.

"My friend, meet Ramora D'aubigne and Lolz Waitwhat." He said, motioning to the two women they had met before.

"The pleasure is all mine." Ramora said with a predatory glint in her eye as she seemed to look them up and down.

"Glad to see you're feeling better!" Lolz said cheerfully as she held out a plate with a slice of their favorite rolanberry cake and a fork to them, "Thancred said this one was your favorite, so I brought you a slice!"

"Consider it our late welcome gift to you." Ramora chuckled, "We look forward to working with you." Lolz nodded and said, "And don't you worry, those bullies won't pick on you again with us around, you can count on it!"

The WOL simply nodded as they wordlessly excepted the plate, wondering if there truly was some rule in the handbook about how everyone in this damned place had to be so attractive!

(I just wanted to play with this AU again. Don't judge me)