#lolz waitwhat

The WOL had their back against the wall as Zenos stood over them, smiling darkly, "Come now, beast, are you not going to bare your fangs at me?"

His lackey Asahi was working as a look out in case of teachers and their friends, not that they'd be out in the halls during class. The reason they had left was because they were feeling unwell and had been heading to the nurse's office. But just because he was useless as a look out didn't mean his position didn't put them in a bad spot, as he was blocking their only means of an exit.

The WOL gripped their bag, uneasy and uncertain if they could take on this massive wall of hunk, they had been bested when at their top form and today they felt positively ill. 

Zenos's smile grew as he leaned closer, the WOL grabbed at their weapon in their bag. They still had no idea if they could even last a moment, but there was probably no other way past these two...

"WAGGHHHHH!!" Asahi's voice cried, WOL and Zenos both looking to where the short Hyur had once been standing as the sound of heels suddenly started getting louder.

"I've told you time and time again, Asahi." A sweet voice said, "No loitering in the halls, especially when you should be in class!"

Two girls stepped into the hallway and turned to look at them. One was tall with skin that reminded the WOL of an early evening sky and the dark hair to match, her bright red lipstick surrounding a smile that could melt anyone into a moldable puddle, "It looks like this is more than just Loitering." She purred in a voice that sent shivers down their spine as she made her way down the hall, a pin catching the WOL's eye... just the pin, not her bosom. The pin... and her bosom.

This person was a Prefect! One of the more powerful students who had special permission to wander the halls during class time and were allowed to dole out punishments to troublemakers.

And of course she would ooze sex appeal like Zenos oozed of that intoxicating cologne. 

"Bullying! I should have known!" The smaller one said, she looked like a pink picture of sweet as she followed her companion over towards them, the smell of baked goods becoming stronger as the distance between their two groups closed and the glint of the Prefect pins shined on their blazers.

Sex Appeal and Sweets, the WOL couldn't tell if they were horny, hungry or just delusional from their illness.

Zenos backed away from them and moved to the opposite side of the hallway as the two women arrived, the taller one blocking Zeno's exit with a heel to the wall beside him and grabbed at his tie, bringing him to her eye level, "I think someone here is just asking for a spanking..." 

The WOL blinked, shocked at how easily she had just turned the tables on that guy, Zenos seemed just as surprised by the action. But the WOL was taken out of their stupor as the smaller of the duo gently tugged at their sleeve, "Are you alright? He didn't hurt you, did he?"

"No." They said, their voice barely a whisper.

"Hmm..." the smaller one's hands were gentle as they touched their forehead, her fingers refreshingly cool as her eyes widened, "Oh you poor thing, you have a fever!" She turned to her companion, "Rammy, I'm going to take this one to the nurse, so please don't rush the punishment."

"Why Lolzy, I wouldn't dream of it." 'Rammy' replied, pulling Zenos' closer to her by his tie, "I have plenty in store for him, don't you worry."

Zenos seemed a bit confused, but did not seem disappointed at the WOL slipping out of his grasp. The WOL didn't know if they should be grateful or worried as 'Lolzy' led them out.

"Don't worry." She said softly, "Ramora is no push over, she can take anything that guy throws at her and hit him twice as hard. I'll make sure you get proper treatment and you just focus on getting some rest, okay?"

"Thank you." The WOL managed, their vison starting to blur as they made their way to the nurse.

the next thing they knew, they were falling asleep on a bed in the nurse's office.

The next day, they were feeling better enough to have visitors and their friends came rushing in to see them.

"I'm certainly glad you're feeling better." Alphinaud said, "I've been meaning to introduce some of the other members of our house to you."

"Oh?" The WOL said, curious.

He smiled and nodded before motioning towards the door.

"My friend, meet Ramora D'aubigne and Lolz Waitwhat." He said, motioning to the two women they had met before.

"The pleasure is all mine." Ramora said with a predatory glint in her eye as she seemed to look them up and down.

"Glad to see you're feeling better!" Lolz said cheerfully as she held out a plate with a slice of their favorite rolanberry cake and a fork to them, "Thancred said this one was your favorite, so I brought you a slice!"

"Consider it our late welcome gift to you." Ramora chuckled, "We look forward to working with you." Lolz nodded and said, "And don't you worry, those bullies won't pick on you again with us around, you can count on it!"

The WOL simply nodded as they wordlessly excepted the plate, wondering if there truly was some rule in the handbook about how everyone in this damned place had to be so attractive!

(I just wanted to play with this AU again. Don't judge me)