Jan 12, 2024
god sometimes i wish i was a polymer, life would be so much easier if i was a polymer.
i would just have to carry your groceries and be so helpful to you, or i could play music for you on a second-hand record player, i could brush your teeth for you, i could be so useful as a polymer.
trust me i wouldn’t be like one of those nasty polymers. i wouldn’t be part of the great pacific garbage patch or disintegrate into microplastics in your oceans and in your food. not me sir no i’m not like the other polymers
