#poly vikings

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𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻𝘀:

Ragnar and Lagertha are relentless in their pursuit. They are both intense, dominant personalities who know what they want—and what they want is you. Once they decide you should be part of their relationship, they make it obvious.

They flaunt their relationship openly. Ragnar will press kisses to Lagertha's throat while staring at you, or Lagertha will run her fingers through his hair while smirking in your direction. They aren't subtle. They want you to see how passionate they are—and imagine yourself between them.

Lagertha is the more direct of the two. She's bold, confident, and unafraid to flirt shamelessly. She will whisper suggestive things in your ear, brush her fingers along your arm, and let her gaze linger on you with unmistakable interest.

Ragnar is playful and teasing. He likes to test boundaries, offering honeyed words in that deep, knowing voice, always pushing just enough to see your reaction. He'll casually mention how good you'd look in his furs or how Lagertha has taken a liking to you.

You are treated like a prize to be won, but they don't pressure you, but they seduce you in a way that feels inevitable. Every interaction is a battle of willpower, and they have an unfair advantage—they work as a team.

Their protectiveness is intense. Even before you agree to anything, they treat you as theirs. If anyone dares look at you with disrespect, Ragnar's hand is already on his axe, and Lagertha is seconds away from throwing a dagger.

They are patient. Ragnar and Lagertha know you're younger than them, so they don't rush you. They enjoy the chase, savoring every moment of tension and desire. You are their obsession, and they are willing to wait until you come to them.

𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝗧𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗲𝘀:

Thinks He's In Charge (Ragnar) x Is Actually In Charge (Lagertha) x Knows They're Not In Charge (You)

Power Couple + Their Soft Obsession – Ragnar and Lagertha are the ultimate Viking power couple: strong, deadly, and deeply in love. But when it comes to you, they are patient, devoted, and willing to play the long game.

Hunted by Love – They relentlessly pursue you, drawing you further into their web with heated glances, suggestive words, and overwhelming presence. You're not just being courted—you're being claimed.

𝗥𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗣𝗹𝗼𝘁 𝗧𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗲𝘀:

The Reluctant Third Who Falls Harder Than Either Expected Slow Burn with Unbearable Tension Inevitable Destiny

𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝗦𝗼𝗻𝗴:

Monster – Starset Come with Me Now – KONGOS Animals - Maroon 5 (slowed) & Reverb

🔞𝗡𝗦𝗙𝗪🔞:

They want to overwhelm you. Once you finally give in, expect no escape from their attention. Every touch, every glance, every word is designed to ruin you. They want you to crave them as much as they crave you.

Ragnar is an instigator; Lagertha is in control. Ragnar loves to provoke reactions, whispering filthy promises, making sure you see exactly how much they enjoy each other. Lagertha, on the other hand, decides when and how you are finally theirs.

They love to watch each other with you. There is something deeply possessive in the way they share—both completely devoted to one another but equally devoted to you.

Lagertha takes her time with you. She's the one who will pin you down, whispering against your lips, testing your limits while Ragnar watches, amusement and desire gleaming in his eyes.

Ragnar is primal and relentless. He lives for pleasure—yours, Lagertha's, his own. He loves seeing you surrender under their hands, knowing it was inevitable from the start.

They make you feel like a goddess. Every single time, you are worshiped and revered as something sacred.

They have wanted you for so long, and once you give in, they will ensure you never regret it. Ragnar is passionate and overwhelming, Lagertha is slow and deliberate—but together? Utterly devastating.

They enjoy drawing out your pleasure—Ragnar loves to watch you squirm, while Lagertha enjoys the slow, intimate moments, ensuring you feel completely adored.

If you are shy or inexperienced, they will be patient and encouraging, letting you take your time. They want you comfortable and willing.

𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗱𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻𝘀:

𝐋𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

Lagertha is protective, sometimes to the point of possessiveness. She ensures you are safe, strong, and independent—but also that you know you belong with her.

Lagertha is soft yet firm—she knows what she wants, and she does not hesitate to tell you.

She will teach you to fight if you are not a warrior, her hands guiding yours over the hilt of a blade.

Lagertha adores worshipping you—she will take her time in every intimate moment, making sure you know just how treasured you are.

She is the one who comforts you when you are unsure, reassuring you that you are not just an addition—you are a part of them.

She is intense and deliberate, taking her time to map out every inch of your body. She enjoys seeing you undone beneath her.

Romantic Gestures:

Teaching you how to fight, braiding your hair with flowers, and giving you small but meaningful gifts.

𝐑𝐚𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

Ragnar is playful and enigmatic. He makes you laugh but also challenges your mind. He sees your potential and will push you to embrace it.

Ragnar enjoys the chase—he will smirk, taunt, and push you until you break and admit you want him too.

He will test your resolve, seeing if you can match his sharp tongue and quick wit.

When he finally claims you, there is no question—you are his, and he will not let you go.

Ragnar loves seeing you between him and Lagertha, knowing that together, you are unstoppable.

He is a mix of dominance and worship—he can be rough, but always in a way that makes you feel adored. He loves teasing and watching you struggle to hold back.

Romantic Gestures:

Long philosophical talks by the fire, small pranks, overwhelming and sudden displays of passion.

SFW Headcanons: – Life as a Throuple + Expecting Parents

Life in a throuple with Ragnar and Lagertha is unexpectedly domestic, even if chaotic at times. Their love is intense, but now it's grounded in something even more sacred—family.

Ragnar is softer now, gentler with his touches and more open with his emotions. He sings to your belly every night, resting his cheek against it like he's already bonding with his child.

Lagertha's love has only deepened. She now calls you her woman without hesitation, and refers to the child as ours, regardless of blood.

The village is buzzing with gossip, but no one dares speak out loud. You walk through Kattegat with your head high, flanked by two legends who treat you like the treasure you are.

Lagertha becomes your fiercest protector. She prepares special teas, helps you bathe, and holds you close on restless nights. She massages your aching limbs and whispers Norse lullabies to calm you when the weight of it all feels like too much.

Ragnar’s hands always find your belly. He loves feeling the baby kick and swears each one is the child showing how strong they'll be.

Mealtimes become sacred: Lagertha insists you eat enough for two, while Ragnar sneaks you sweets when she’s not looking.

You three start sleeping in a big shared bed of furs, bodies intertwined. Lagertha rests her hand on your belly. Ragnar wraps around you protectively. You’ve never slept more peacefully.

You’re never alone—not even for a moment. One of them is always close. You’re safe, adored, and fully claimed.

🔞 NSFW Headcanons –

Sex doesn’t stop. It just changes—and becomes more emotionally intense. They treat you like something divine.

Ragnar is obsessed with the way your body is changing. He worships you with his hands and mouth, murmuring that you’re the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen.

Lagertha, deeply reverent, takes her time with you. She touches you slowly, lovingly, making you feel sensual and powerful all at once.

Your arousal becomes intoxicating to them both. They love how your body is more sensitive, more responsive.

They are so gentle at first—but they learn what you need. Some days it's soft, slow lovemaking. Other nights, Ragnar's possessiveness awakens, and Lagertha encourages him while she holds your hands above your head.

They make sure you never feel unwanted. Lagertha especially takes pride in showing you that motherhood doesn’t make you less desirable—it makes you divine.

They talk to the baby while making love, promising the child they’ll love you forever. Ragnar calls it “worshiping the goddess carrying my blood.”

When you're too tired, they still kiss you reverently, curl around you, and whisper filthy things they’ll do once your strength returns.

Both you and Lagertha start sleeping naked more often—not out of seduction, but closeness. But it still drives Ragnar mad.

Relationship Tropes

Found Family, Built With Fire – You didn’t just join their love—you helped it grow into something sacred.

Domestic Royalty – The chaos of ruling, the serenity of home. You, Ragnar, and Lagertha, ruling hearts and hearth.

Sacred Triad – Love, loyalty, and life. You each bring something the others never knew they needed.

Plot Tropes

Unexpected Parenthood – A surprise pregnancy that becomes a foundation of shared love.

Love as Protection – They become your shield and sword, their love a fortress around you.

Chosen Over and Over Again – Even with change, even with time, they choose you, every day.

Theme Songs

SFW Headcanons:

・This relationship begins with disdain and distance—your Saxon values clash hard with their Viking chaos.

・You find their violence, customs, and polytheism deeply unsettling. You never asked for their attention, let alone their affections.

・And yet, they’re relentless. Ragnar with his clever grins and sharp eyes. Lagertha with her unshakable confidence and haunting beauty.

・They don’t ask for permission to love you—they just do. They challenge you, flirt with you, provoke you. At first, it’s unbearable.

・But it’s also fascinating. Their passion for life, for each other, and now for you... it creeps in slowly, like waves against rock.

・Ragnar brings the cunning. He’s unpredictable, laughing at your anger, kissing you mid-argument just to see your reaction.

・Lagertha is fire and frost—disciplined, fierce, and fiercely tender once you let her in.

・You try to keep your distance, but they chip away at your walls with small acts of protection and surprising vulnerability.

・They never try to convert you. Ragnar asks questions, curious about your beliefs. Lagertha listens, even if she doesn’t always agree.

・You realize, over time, they love with their whole beings—no half-measures.

・You become the third thread in their braided bond. The storm between them finds calm in you—your hesitation, your perspective, your strength.

・It’s still chaos—but now it’s your chaos. You’re not their conquest. You’re their equal. Their match.

・And gods, do they love that.

🔞 NSFW Headcanons –

・Ragnar is playful dominance. His touch is possessive, but his words? Laced with teasing. He wants to hear you moan and argue—preferably at the same time.

・Lagertha is slow-burning tension and searing release. She’s methodical, assertive, and obsessed with learning what makes your body tremble.

・Together? They're devastating. You’re never prepared for the way they pass control between them, or how they share you like a secret.

・They love to overwhelm you—Lagertha whispering filth in your ear while Ragnar keeps you spread open and breathless beneath him.

・Ragnar leaves bruises in the shape of his hands. Lagertha leaves scratches down your back.

・Sometimes they worship you. Take their time. Murmured devotion in the candlelight.

・Other times, it’s raw, primal—three bodies tangled in sweat and dominance and release.

・They mark you in every way they can. With mouths. With fingers. With devotion.

・You try to resist at first. But even your pride crumbles when Ragnar’s tongue traces the shell of your ear and Lagertha’s hand slides between your thighs.

・They love seeing you ruined—by both of them. And gods help anyone who catches sight of you after one of their nights. You glow. You ache. You belong.

・There’s no jealousy between them—only shared hunger. And you, lucky you, are the feast.

Relationship Tropes

Enemies to Lovers – You despised them, mocked their ways. Now you wake tangled in their furs.

The Two Who Fell First x The One Who Falls Hardest – They’ve loved you from the start. You took your time—and fell hard.

“I Hate You.” x “No You Don’t.” x “Let Her Say It Again—I Dare You.” – Banter, tension, and unspoken heat thick enough to choke on.

Plot Tropes

Found Family – You didn’t mean to find home in their arms. But here you are.

One Bed Trope – “It’s cold. You’ll freeze. Don’t be stupid.”

“You’re Ours Now” Confession – Said without words. Said with a look, a kiss, a battle fought together.

Theme Songs