#poly ship analysis

POLY SHIP ANALYSIS

Pros-

Girl love is the best love.

Braiding circle.

Ginny teaches Pansy to be more care free.

Pansy keeps Luna grounded.

Luna teaches them both to see beyond what the world says is normal.

Ginny and Pansy literally beat the shit out of people who make fun of their Lovely Loony Luna.

Neapolitan!

Cons -

House/family prejudice.

Who is Luna supposed to cheer for when Slytherin and Gryffindor quidditch teams are in a match!?

Would it work?

POLY SHIP ANALYSIS

Pros

They can all be cray cray together.

Rodolphus actually gets some love, and gets to show that he is as tender a  lover as he is a psychotic murderer! 

Bella and Rodolphus both understand that it’s not love that their Lord feels, but they bask in the attention anyway. 

Bella and Rodolphus are treated like royalty by Tom, lavish gifts and privileges. They sit on his right and left during meetings. They walk like an entourage everywhere they go.

Bella writes love notes to Tom, gruesome as they are, and he keeps them in his robe pocket throughout the day. 

Rodolphus rubs Toms shoulders as he reads over reports.

Cons

Bella gets possessive streaks and cuts Rodolphus out sometimes.

Tom had a short temper, like drop of a hat can flip from lover to “I WILL KILL YOU SO HELP ME”

Rodolphus is blinded by his love for the two that he basically lets anything slide when they are involved.

Will it work?

POLY SHIP ANALYSIS

PROS:

Harry drags Tom and Hermione out of the library to enjoy the sun.

Tom and Hermione sit on either side of Harry helping him study for tests. Kisses and hugs are rewards.

Tom and Harry stay up late into the night playing wizard chess!

Hermione and Tom compete in academics. The loser has to be the others slave for a day.

Harry and Hermione play cards by the fire.

All three sneak into the kitchens late at night to have rich cups of hot cocoa with mountains of whipped cream. Tom and Harry smile adoringly as Hermione goes on passionately about house elf rights.

Harry and Hermione tease Tom about being so serious.

Sleep overs in the chamber of secrets!!

CONS:

NONE

Hermione can’t be taught parseltongue.

Tom would probably still be evil. (Not a con for me)

Time travel?

Who’s parents do they go home to?

Would it work?

It’s officially my new favorite poly ship, or ship for that matter, ever. I think if it were written right Yes yes yes yes it would work. Forever!! I’m in love with these three!

POLY SHIP ANALYSISPros-

Midnight study sessions lead by Remus where kisses are the prize for correct answers.

James and Sirius bring Peter out of his shell while Remus tells him it’s alright to be himself.

Animal cuddles.

Cons-

Sirius and James tend to be in their own world.

Peter still probably becomes a death eater.

Finding a bed big enough for four.

Would it work?

POLY SHIP ANALYSIS

PROS

Tonks teases them all the time about being old men, and sometimes will morph into one to make fun of them.

Sirius and Remus tell Tonks about all the pranks they would pull during their school days.

We all ignore that Sirius and Tonks are cousins (but I think their relation is distant enough to make it less weird in the scheme of things, but I read game of thrones so it’s not really weird for me anyway. I just wanted to throw that in the for people it would make uncomfortable.)

The noble house of Black carries on! Sorta!

Sirius is there for Remus on the full moon.

Tonks tends to them afterward, making sure they aren’t injured too badly.

Tonks never turns into a mopey weirdo!

They all laugh a lot.

Sirius likes to turn into a dog sometimes and sleep in the middle.

Sirius and Tonks like to go shopping together. Sometimes she morphs into Sirius and they go into public like that!

Remus and Tonks read books out loud by the fire to each other while Sirius lounges and naps.

Cons

Sirius and Tonks are cousins ( still not really a con for me… )

Would it work?

POLY SHIP ANALYSIS

Pros -

It’s real!

Cons -

N/a Because I don’t know who you are! Though I assume planning dates could get hectic!

Would it work?