#poly gays

Sometimes I get mad when I don’t read as much books anymore

An episode where it blurs into Chris’ bedroom and on his side table is an old style pair of big glasses that obviously don’t belong to Chris, but it’s too blurry to see the exact color in the darkness. Then both John and Adrian are missing their glasses and can’t see fucking shit all episode. Of course Harcourt fucking roasts them for it, not knowing how both of them could have lost their glasses at the same time and they must be supreme dumbasses. And Chris makes a few off handed comments about a wild night but for once refuses to go into detail about it and keeps changing the subject. And we as the audience know that John and Adrian both have similar glasses but because of the bad imagery we don’t know who fucked Chris and left their glasses behind on the side table and who just lost them at home. At the end of the episode Chris sits down and picks up johns glasses and puts them on, making fun of the prescription and we as an audience GASP because John and Chris????? Then he looks down and sees Adrian’s glasses halfway sticking out from under the bed and is like ‘how’d these end up all the way down here?’ And places them on top of the other glasses, resting them on his forehead. He looks absolutely ridiculous, but takes a picture and sends it to a group chat with John and Adrian (both who have little hearts after their names) with the caption “one set away from becoming the real Spider Man”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28681464/chapters/70314807