new crackfic idea where the reason ryland grace doesn't want to go to space because he's an Addams cousin and it would be dreadful to miss the slowly freezing world. the family will have planned a whole new spate of apocolypse parties diverging from the previous global warming theme. besides. who knows what would happen to a member of the clan that departed from the dreadful trappings of their home planet, far away from the moon and the family mausoleum. thinking about the fog of san francisco following him to the VAT which becomes entrenched in shadows that have nothing to do with astrophage. mainly thinking how DELIGHTED morticia and gomez would be for 'cousin rocky' once ryland goes to space, does some necromancy, unfortunately saves the world, and returns with a delightful paramour out of the deal also of course yao and ilyukhina are going to 'live' which also brings up a fun buddy comedy aspect of 'how to hide from the world that you're kind of a zombie during the worst press tour ever' at least ryland gets to blame his Addams strangeness on rocky.
















