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Here u go, a mmy with some effort

What does it do? What does it like? Is it chill with others or aloof? :3

So, Technically Handler is under the same kinda canon as @red-dye40's admin character, and tbh they're Such a duo I adore them both, but I can ramble out a buncha random fun facts on Handler :]

What does handler do: Handler handles! With Admin, especially, its main priority really is to make sure he doesn't walk into oncoming traffic or get too hyper or kill someone. It's basically just a grounding force.

Handler drives an old, beat-up white van that's riddled with bullet holes, and it's mostly put together with duct tape and a prayer. Also has like SO many bumper stickers and stickers over the back windows. They all overlap, but if you look hard enough, you will see a calvin pissing sticker in there somewhere.

It never takes its mask off around people and will "discipline" whoever tries. Sometimes it's a bitchslap, sometimes it's BDSM-esque, and sometimes it shoots you. Depends PURELY on whether it likes you or not.

Handler does eat food, though, because no one can ever see it without the mask, it'll wait until you glance away, and when you look back, Whoops, food gone. Sometimes it does the classes "points dramatically at something" just to make sure you don't see it. Its favorite food is shredded chedder :]

What does Ritch want to do in his life? Is there something he wants to dedicate his life on? What does the future look like for him or what does he expect it to be? :3

Ohhh He doesnt know. He wasnt taught how to look forward to things, he only really knows how to go with the flow. And hes good at going with the flow of things, even if hes a little passive agressive sometimes!

Ok so some rapid-fire funfacts

Hongqi = Samefag = Snake

Hes completely numb from the neck down after a failed suicide attempt to hang himself

Snake doesnt remember anything before he turned 18 (before his attempt)

Before meeting Franky, he would rant n talk to himself in circles on crowdsauce and everyone hates him because he never wants a discussion, he just wants people telling him hes smart and correct in his movie takes

Franky found Snake because he was ranting about how bad Frankys snuff films are shot and how He's do it So Much Better and Franky said "ok bet" and thats how they team up

UHMM theyre best friends :/

It kinda depends on the touy sesh, but sometimes Franky knows about the numbness and sometimes he doesn't. When he doesn't, its because Snake can't trust Frankys drunk loose lips, and when he does its because Snake went "check this shit out" and stabbed himself violently and repeatedly and then Franky had to fix him up (flirting)

Would Ritch be up to doing a double suicide if someone offers it to him?

14. Would anyone describe them as dangerous? Would they be right?

Ritch: Nope and Yep. Soggy wet man

Hongqi: Nope and Nope. Soggy wet man (blood edition)

16. Somebody jumps out and scares your character! What kind of sound does your character make?

Ritch: He squeaks!! He goes "EEP!!" and then he's all upset because eep is not a very manly sound!

Hongqi: He's actually surprisingly quiet, but his eyes get all wide and he jumps back and he wants to punch the jumpscarerr so baaad

18. Your character just set off the smoke alarm. What were they doing?

Ritch + Hongqi: Theyre not good at cooking

29. If your character has keys, what are they like? Do they have a lot of keychains or extra things on the ring? Many keys? Just one?

Ritch: he used to have more stuff but heard somewhere a heavy keychain can fuck up your car key so he only has One Dangly per key. (the bent key he fucked up by trying to cut a ziptie)

Hongqi: Very barebones, lil bird bell trinket thing his mom gave him