#plebian

Geranium - In the Victorian language of flowers: Stupidity

Goldfish - reference to Mycroft Holmes to mean someone who isn’t a Geranium, but isn’t using their mind to full capabilities

Singual Lingual - Someone who can only speak one language

Estás Camisas - Translated from Spanish means: You are shirts. (As opposed to estas camisas: these shirts) - And means someone who makes stupid mistakes

Dirt Clod - just because

You’re a high school has-been waiting to happen, a future gas station attendant - Heathers!

He/she’s the smartest guy on the football team, which is kinda, like being the tallest dwarf - (Maybe I am theatre trash) 

You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel - i.e. Your stupidity defies the laws of physics

Plebian - I don’t know where I picked this up, probably my cousins, but the lower class in ancient Rome

I heard NYC’s Shakespeare in the Park Production was “controversial”

So I made a thing.