Hello Mr. Papyrus, can you give us some advice on how to take care of kids?
NYEH HEH HEH! BUT OF COURSE! EVEN BEFORE HAVING MY OWN, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAVE ALWAYS BEEN GOOD WITH CHILDREN!
THE FIRST STEP TO TAKING CARE OF KIDS IS REMEMBERING THAT THEY ARE BASICALLY TINY ADULTS WHO ARE STILL GROWING AND WHO'S BRAINS HAVEN'T FULLY DEVELOPED. JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE MINDS AREN'T FULLY DEVELOPED THOUGH, DOES NOT MEAN THEY AREN'T PEOPLE WHO'S EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS ARE VALID, EVEN IF THEY SEEM PETTY OR MELODRAMTIC!
THEY'VE ONLY HAD A FEW YEARS OF BEING ALIVE AND EXPERIENCING THE WORLD, SO TO THEM A FIGHT WITH A FRIEND OR THE DISAPPEARANCE OF A VERY IMPORTANT SNAKE TOY MIGHT AS WELL FEEL LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING OR THE END OF THE WORLD.
AS SUCH, IT IS IMPORTANT TO GIVE THEM YOUR LOVE AND SUPPORT, JUST AS YOU WOULD ANYONE ELSE YOU CARE ABOUT AND HELP THEM THROUGH SUCH INTENSE FEELINGS!
ADDITIONALLY, LIKE ANYONE ELSE, CHILDREN NEED ESSENTIALS SUCH AS FOOD, WATER, AND ENRICHMENT! FOR HEALTHY DEVELOPMENT, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT YOU PLAY WITH AND ENRICH YOUR CHILDREN WITH PLENTY OF FUN AND DEADLY PUZZLES!
WHAT? ALL CHILDREN LOVE FUN AND DEADLY PUZZLES. THE PERIL IS PART OF THE FUN!
TRUST ME KIDS, I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I GAVE FRISK PLENTY OF HARROWING PUZZLES WHEN THEY WERE YOUR AGE AND THEY TURNED OUT FINE.