#pinegold

Yang: What makes you say that?

Ruby: Last night, when he gave me a kiss after our date... I could taste the infidelity on his lips.

Yang: ... Alright, I think you might be a little paranoid sis.

Ruby: Nope, not this time. I'd recognize Jaune's taste anywhere.

Oscar: *Fear ... And something else*

Ozpin: Oscar! Now is not the Time!

Ruby: No... Nonononono! It's... him...

Ruby: The Rusted Knight himself... Jaune Arc

Ruby: Jaune Arc won't stop until all that was Remnant is destroyed! His might has allowed him to destroy entire kingdoms. He is rage and vengeance incarnate. His power is as massive as his... beautifully crafted six-pack~. A-And his piercing gaze could- could, um... That is, he could hold us down with those... rippling, buldging muscle~ NO! H-His jawline, NO! His shining mane that I could run my fingers through like golden fields of wheat, and- Oh god, what is he doing now~?! Is that a hair flip?! Nonono, don't let it be a hairflip-

Ruby:

OH GOD, WHY IS THE RUSTED KNIGHT SO DAMN FINE?! IS THAT MILES LUNA-?!

Ruby:

Ruby: GET IT TOGETHER, RUBY! THIS! ISN'T! THE TIME!

Ruby: We can beat him, Oscar! Together!

Ruby: ...Oscar?

Oscar: (Standing in front of Jaune)

Ruby: OSCAR?!

Oscar: Take me, Daddy~!

Jaune: Okay! (Stomps on Oscar)

A pinegold thing.