#pick three

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Hmmm....

Game Room

Slide & Ball Pitt

offering the backseat of the car when the front seat is painful

"Come on baby, come on."

polishing the glass slippers on such small feet

aiding in the peeling of potatoes

"I was in love with you. Actually, no, correction: I still am."

removing a long thorn from an open wound

"You kind of look like one of those postcards of women in potato sacks mimicking Marylin Monroe."

imagine a playground gym ring as a donut

cute boy wearing a dress

there's a piece of furniture that needs two people to haul it

humming merry-go-round melodies

imprinting sun tattoos on apples

"It's a plant that tastes like crab."

setting up to offer words of encouragement after a dismissal

"No, you CAN'T set the chandelier on fire with your mind!"

the house in the middle of a lake under the city

"Those books were hidden under my bed for A REASON!!"

goblin dolls and chocolates and shoes

toy house in summer

sunflowers turning to face the stars

clouds in lovely pinks and yellows

glitter and periwinkle lip gloss

dust clouds in a little vortex

flour on the tip of the nose from baking bread

bells on a string

"I think I would prefer spam."

bright red and auburn colored picked eggs

moving worms off the sidewalk in the rain

"Feed me rice!"

a really very big beach ball in Pride colors

a single teardrop earring in blue moon colors

poppyseed muffins slathered in butter and drizzled in white icing

a really very expensive Italian coffee machine

helping a baby spider move from a lampshade to a window

"Your hands are warm."

yellow polka dot bikini

a mini wood fire held inside a steel pot

"I promise I won't make you step in the lake; that's what the boat's for."

old fashioned leather and metal swing-set

bright purple faux leather jacket warm from body heat

saffron colored curtains sheer and light on the wind

a flower crown made of clover blossoms, dandelions, daisies, and ivy

"I can see your tits through that shirt."

"Tell me your story. The short-short version!"

butterfly shaped homemade candies

taffy bright colored fingernails with plastic hearts glued on

"I have a vision of the future that involves tiny little sandwiches and tea so sweet a five year old would drink it."

frozen yogurt that tastes exactly like Cherry Garcia

old fashioned camera stills pinned up to the mirror

You’re cordially invited to the greatest wedding of all time!

I’m just not sure who’s getting married yet.

Anyway! Here is where you come in to help.

The wedding of the century is coming up and between the party and the wine, a lot of fandoms will get crossed and people will end up in… Interesting positions.

But before I decide who’s sleeping with whom, I need to find me some fandoms. And this is where you’ll help.

Here are our options:

Game of Thrones

The Lord of the Rings

The Hobbit

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

King Arthur 2004

Cursed

Shadow and Bone

The Chronicles of Narnia

The Witcher

Maleficent

300

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

Five of these fandoms will be invited for the wedding.

BUT!!! Two things to be aware of:

The two King Arthur movies and Cursed exclude each other (if one is in, the others can’t be) and the same rule applies to LotR and The Hobbit (basically we can either have Boromir or Thranduil around)

And this is just for the fandoms!!! Having a fandom on the list won’t guarantee a specific ship. The ships will come later.

Leave in the comments here what fandom you want to be involved in the wedding. You can choose up to 3 of them.

The five most voted get an invitation and them we think about ships.

Choose away.

WELL MARRY PIPER, that’s a given

Be adopted by Codsworth, I think he’d be a great dad. Very tidy. Probably reads you bedtime stories

Lab Partner for a Semester: Finnick-he seems like he’d be a bit of a Renaissance man and know everything

Stuck on Elevator for 10 Hours : Haymitch-because he’d have alcohol and probably tell me stories...don’t know seems like he’d be the kind of drunk who’d be into reminiscing.

Seduce, seduce, seduce

Serenade Gimli (I’ll even learn Dwarvish for it)

Steal from Legolas (three golden hairs off his head)

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Teleport....obvs

Stamina