#phurries

so i know the whole being a furry thing was just a big dan and phil meme a few years ago but i really feel like there is at least a smidge of truth to it

i can't believe i stan two mild furries

dan: we should be more like cats

Can you imagine being a furry and you go to the convention to see your favorite furry Phil Lester and Phil Lester is just like the coolest furry in the world he's so confident and he's got like a fully fledged fur suit with the bum flap and realistic paw gloves with like the thickest whiskers and expensive fangs and sexy animatronic ears and he's just so fashionable and all the other furries respect him and so you're thinking about asking him out and giving him YOUR animatronic cat ears to wear during the Furry Show and then the day of the convention comes and you walk to the fake cages and he's talking to some twink that's not even a real furry like it's a poser furry and you can tell because his whiskers are sharpie and he doesn't even have like a proper fur suit he's wearing a silly winnie the pooh onesie and you could tell that this boy has never yiffed in his entire life yet Phil is over here laughing like he's so funny but he's not funny he's not even a furry!!! Dan isn't even a furry!!! he doesn't even have a collar and he won Phil. Wow.

phil would only kiss dan's fursona. not dan himself. I am going to buy up all the nick wilde costumes stock and burn them. phil will never touch tongues with anyone ever again