#phishhead

I made this about a month ago. I partied until 6 AM, took a three hour nap, and didn't eat anything all day. While eating dinner, I felt a strange feeling in my chest. I thought it was my heart doing skips, or my chest doing something weird. I came to realize that it was my heart pumping VERY hard. To verify this, I took a listen with my stethoscope. Yup, my heart was beating extremely hard. I've never had something like this happen, so I decided to record it, because it might never happen again. See you at SPAC in a few weeks. In the meantime, I'll enjoy a few Dead concerts at my local venues. Let's go Phishing.

How was I ever suprised

Got home from my Phishing trip, and was feeling ravenously heart horny, so, after unpacking some things from the car, and then showering, I went straight for it. I went straight for my ultrasound. I was like “I need to see him NOW!” The last 45 minutes of my drive home, I was thinking about the hearts of certain cardiogals on here. Specifically, I was thinking about their left ventricles swelling and contracting, swelling and contracting, punching at their chest walls with every powerful beat BOOMboom, BOOMboom, BOOMboom. I thought about how loud their apexes would be, how wonderful it would be to feel, and how drop-dead erotic it would be to actually see swelling and contracting, swelling and contracting. I had to stop thinking about it because I was waaaay to aroused for driving. This is all why “I gotta see my heart” “I gotta see my heart” “I gotta see my heart” was on my brain the instant I got home.

It’s fast approaching, so get organized, get prepared, get ready. It’s gonna be cardiophile craziness. It’s the moment we’ve been waiting for all year. Cardiophiles cometh. I can’t believe how many cardiophiles have signed up. I see the list, and am shocked, shocked I say. I hope my doppler and my ultrasound machine don’t overheat from usage. So many pumping hearts will be seen. So many pumping hearts will be listened to. So many hearts, so little time. So much phun and excitement. Hearts will be overflowing with joy and happiness.

Doing some bonfire, grilling, and drinking tonight, to start off the weekend. Tomorrow is one of the many local grateful dead cover bands. I hope they do some sort of fireworks during or after the concert. There's a huge bon fire there. Two days of bonfires...nice. Oh, and I hope you enjoyed watching me stething myself.

Since I pissed in a bottle instead of standing in a long line for the bathroom, we were able to beat the rush out of there on that bottleneck to get home before 11 and didn’t have to pay the babysitter for an extra hour. Best show I’ve ever been to.