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These monsters and ur headcanons of them courting an absolutely oblivious Reader bc their version of courting is just so DIFFERENT to human courting? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

A/N: You can find the first one I did here, and second one here. And the one they mention here. I reduced it a bit so it didn't get too long, and made up some of the lore as I went, lol. Enjoy!

Kitsune!boyfriend would bring you little jewls every once in a while, looking incredibly proud of himself when you thank him. You keep putting them away in a little box, confused by the whole thing. And he keeps bringing more and more of them. Until the jar is full, you have to ask him why he does it. He looks absolutely flabbergasted, eyes teary and head tilted. Then he just nods once and walks away. What the fuck?

Rougarou!boyfriend would give you meat. Tons and tons of meat. Going out of his way to prepare food for you every chance he gets. It feels like he's trying to get you as big as possible, and he acts all offended when you ask him why. He almost looks sad about it. It's like you just insulted his whole family refusing to eat *another* piece of meat. You only want some greens... And he's locking himself in the bathroom and howling sadly. Why would he do that?

Angel!boyfriend would bless your shit, turning them holy. He would be casually lying around in your house and he would bless some of your best things. Pretty dress? Blessed. Favorite dildo? Blessed. You are super confused by his behaviour, but who are you to tell a literal angel about what he does or what things he considers holy... You will only let him keep going. At least your favorite didlo is forever powered now.

Unicorn!boyfriend would follow you around with flowers. You appreciate it, it's very romantic and sweet, and you love that he's always so caring to bring you flowers. But at some point the smell in your house is so strong you can barely breathe, your allergies acting up, so you have to throw them away before you die. He doesn't like that. He starts mopping around and following you like a lost puppy, asking you why you don't love him anymore. What was that about?

Phoenix!boyfriend would give you ashes. You are very confused about it, but he would leave them around your house. You don't want to tell him anything, only clean them when he's not there. He always acts surprised when he comes back and the ashes are not there, but then he would do it again. And then he has the audacity of getting angry at you for cleaning his mess. What the fuck?

Mothman!boyfriend and Gorgon!boyfriend would act pretty similar. They would bring you trinkets. All kinds of trinkets. Things they like, things they think you'd like... They even set a new shelf for you to display everything. And then another one. And then another one... And you are left having to clean a bunch of trinkets every couple weeks because the dust is forever clinging to them. Ugh, why are monsters so weird?