Magical Unis meet Heart-chans
Esu: āGOT IT EVERYONE!? IF WE GET SCOLDED, WE GET ALL THE WAY DOWN AND DO DOGEZA TOGETHER, OKAY!?
Raika: wahhh~! (Starts to get down )
Esu: NOT NOW! Donāt suddenly start bowing in a place like this! Hold on, ARE YOU ACTUALLY TRYING TO START SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE PEOPLE MAD AT US!?
Kanna: Be reasonable. Nothing has been confirmed yet, so we donāt actually know if weāre being summoned to get scolded or not.
Yume: Youāre so quick to jump to conclusions. Esuās such a scatterbrain
Esu: okay so if weāre following Kannaās logic, sure itās not certain that weāll be scolded but ITS ALSO NOT CERTAIN WEāLL NOT BE SCOLDED
Also can you please not call me a scatterbrain?
Ugh whatever. I donāt have a single clue as to why weāre being summoned.
But if youāre suddenly called in for an emergency meeting to the agency you just joined, ISNT IT A UNIVERSAL BELIEF TO THINK THAT YOUāLL BE GETTING A SCOLDING!?
Anyways, once we arrive at the office weāll find out why weāre being called in, clear as day!
Esu: ā¦ā¦ pardon us. good morning, weāre Esupuri
Tsukasa: aah, greetings everyone. I appreciate your hard work. Sorry for calling you in so suddenly.
Esu: It wasnāt a problem at all, donāt worry about it! Weāre still newbies with plenty of free time after all!
Um, soooā¦ā¦ā¦ what did you need from usā¦ā¦?
Tsukasa: First Iād like to formally introduce myself to everyone again as Iāve met you all privately at various locations.
Iām Tsukasa Suou, an IDOL and representative of NewDi. Itās a pleasure to meet you all. If thereās ever anything you need, donāt hesitate to reach out to me.
Esu: aah, of course. Weāve heard the same thing from another staff member. Itās a pleasure to meet you too
So ummā¦ā¦ We heard from NiceP that you called us in for an emergency meeting, so here we areā¦
So just what exactly did you want from us�
Tsukasa: Youāve all only just formed āEsupuriā and have been active in many places broadening your work as much as possible correct?
Right after forming, you were quick to become promotional ambassadors for the [Princess SERIES]. Iāve heard that [SNOW WHITE] was a huge success.
You are all truly wonderful. You even did an INTERVIEW for a magazine the other day.
Huh? Rather than being scolded, weāre actually getting praised instead?
Tsukasa: ??? Is something wrong?
Esu: Well you seeā¦, when I was suddenly told that we were being summoned for an emergency meeting, I came fully prepared for a scolding
Contrary to my beliefs, itās a relief that weāre being praised instead. Looks like I was worried for nothing!
Tsukasa: ahh so thatās what you thought of this. Please rest assured.
From this point onward Iāll only be scolding youāŖ
As a good senior, wasnāt I rather merciful? When using the candy and stick method, a senpai of mine boasted how giving a good pampering before the punishment part leads to better results.
Esu: youāre making absolute so sense!? Thatās far from merciful, youāre talking as if youāre about to kill me!
Are you a sadist!? Can you not try and be more sadistic than me who literally has S as his name!?
Yume: Hey Esu. This guy, has a really twisted personality
Esu: HEELLLLLO!? Uh I mean, I thought that a bit too but, I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU SHOULDNāT SAY OUT LOUD NO MATTER HOW TRUE IT MAY BE!?
Yume: Holding back isnāt good for your health. Esu is a child who endures so much, Mommy is really worried
Esu: IāVE TOLD YOU MANY TIMES THAT I DONāT EVEN REMEMBER A SINGLE SECOND OF YOU EVER BEING MY MOMMYYYY!? Cāmon, geeez! The more you talk the more complicated things get!
Raika: WAAAH~ (starts to go down)
Esu: I mean I did say to do dogeza if we were going to get scolded, BUT ISNāT IT A BIT TOO EARLY FOR THAT!?
Shouldnāt we at least ask why weāre being scolded before we start going dogeza?
Tsukasa: Ummm, may I proceed with our discussion?
Esu: Right, of course! I apologize! I tend to get off track pretty easily. Detours are necessary in life at times, wouldnāt you agree?
Tsukasa: If you ask me, thatās just taking the long way aroundā¦
Moving forwardā¦, all of you are still inexperienced IDOLS, please keep that in mind.
But that doesnāt mean youāre all too bad⦠As I stated earlier, I believe youāre all doing your best and being as productive as possible
But particularly Kanna-kunā¦ā¦ weāre going to need you to improve
Kanna: Oh, really? If you say so. So am I in trouble?
Esu: Why are you acting like youāre not bothered at all!?
So ummmm⦠Suou-senpai, would you mind explaining whatās the issue with Kanna?
Tsukasa: During your recent magazine INTERVIEW, he was so motionless that those around him were worried and kept asking if he was okay.
Weāve even received reports concerning his welfare and safety
Raika: Ah! That did happen~!
When I first heard that story from Kanna-sama I thought it was a joke! But then I saw it happen with my own eyes!
The only things I know that can stay still for so long is a grey heron about to hunt its prey and Kanna-sama.
Esu: I understand what youāre trying to say Suou-senpai but this is just how Kanna is.
Canāt you be a little more lenient here?
Itās not like heās trying to offend our fans. Heās just expressionless. Think of him as a shoebill if you will. Itās mostly still but still moves occasionally.
Tsukasa: Iām not going to look after a shoebill here in NewDi.
Moving back to the topic, I understand what youāre trying to say Esu-kun. However if he continues to be motionless, it could eventually lead to complaints from FANS.
NewDi is still a popular growing agency. We wonāt do anything that could potentially damage the trust weāve built with FANS and prevent future FAN growth.
Worst case, we could even lose FANSā¦ā¦ If that were to happen, it could put your future as an IDOL in jeopardy!
Yume: I that happens, itās not a problem at all! Because Yume will form a unit together with Esu!
Esu: Cāmon, NiceP has high hopes for us guys! So I only want to see āEsupuriā succeed!
Tsukasa: Thatās the spirit āŖ
So to raise your LEVEL as an IDOL, NewDi will be giving you a mission!
Tsukasa: Yup! Your mission isā to increase the number of Kannaās FANS within the assigned deadline!
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