#phandom asks

Wacky you absolute gem of a human being, I can never get too many ask game questions.

8) Thoughts about Wes Weston?

Maybe controversial, but I actually really love treating Wes like a serious character and not just using him for comedic/shitposting purposes. Yeah, he’s fun to use for the comedy too, but having someone uninvolved with ghosts knowing Danny’s secret? Someone trying to prove who Danny is? There’s just so much I can do with that story wise and I really love bringing him into my stories.

I could make an OC to serve those purposes, but Wes is a pretty established character for a large part of the fandom, and at this point, giving him a larger role in my fics is akin to giving background DP characters bigger roles, which is something I already do. He’s a lot of fun to write and his personality is really malleable since he’s a fanon character, so people recognize him, but I can still write him almost however I want without infringing on a canon personality

10) Would you rather wear the striped pants or ‘It’s not gay if he’s dead’ t-shirt?

BOTH! OBVIOUSLY BOTH! WHY SHOULD ANYONE HAVE TO CHOOSE?

16) Would you rather Danny be an astronaut or the Ghost King?

Danny, poor, sweet boy, deserves to be an astronaut. He deserves to live his dream

that won’t stop me from writing ghost king angst tho

17) Would you rather Danny expose his secret to his family or classmates?

Classmates. I think they would handle the situation a lot better than his parents would, plus I’m just an absolute ho for a character’s deepest secret being exposed to the largest group of people possible in a very public way. It’s not really the best writing most of the time, but damn do I love it

3) If you could canonically rewrite anyepisode, which would you chose?

The Ultimate Enemy. I KNOW IT'S AFAVORITE BUT IT'S SO BADLY WRITTEN.

Like I literally don't see any real?Moral lessons to be learned. It's such a fucking paradox of issuesthat it literally makes zero sense as to why half of the events evenbegin in the first place. Like, Danny would have never stolen thetest issues had it not been for Clockwork to begin with. You canargue that Danny would have stolen them if not for Clockwork'sinterference, but how the fuck did the Nasty Burger blow up then ifthat EXACT SAME EVENT is why the Nasty Sauce blew up the place? Andhow does that even make logical sense? Why does Danny go with Vladover his family? I can buy that maybe he just doesn't have that muchfamily, but his Aunt Alicia is confirmed to be alive? I'll acceptthat maybe Vlad bought her out or that maybe she didn't want thatresponsibility, but are you really going to tell me that Danny justAccepted going to live with Vlad? That he didn't try to find a wayout of it? Even if hella depressed, he'd do anything to get OUT ofliving with his LITERAL ARCHENEMY.

10) Would you rather wear the stripedpants or ‘It’s not gay if he’s dead’ t-shirt?

The striped pants. I actually reallydon't like the it's not gay if he's dead meme that much.

11) Most underrated fic trope?

graphic design: describe your aesthetic

world tour: are you going to ii

diss track: roast the last person who liked/reblogged this post

meet and greets: if you could tell dnp one thing, what would you say to them

airports: how many countries have you traveled to

truth bombs: what do dnp mean to you

neon: are you pessimistic or optimistic

ty ly bb: describe a time when you felt appreciated

preshow playlist: one song that reminds you of dnp

archery: what inspires you

room service: what is your go to comfort food

tour bus: where do you wish you were atm

insta stories: describe a time when you felt that you were truly living

introverts: how far have you gone to avoid human interaction

gtpwtw: how long have you been a fan of dnp

piano: one song that makes you feel nostalgic

hugs: describe a person who you like to be around

fan pictures: describe a time when you felt loved

new cities: if you could travel anywhere, where would you go

long flights: what do you do when you are bored

dan vs phil: favorite video of phils, and favorite video of dans

7) Thoughts about Swagger Bishie?

Canonically I don’t think it would work because Dash is Danny’s bully. But also, this is the phandom, fuck canon, and I just love exploring characters, and redemption, and all that shit, so if it’s written right, I love it

I should write some sometime

17) Would you rather Danny expose his secret to his family or classmates?

Just answered this one here

23) Any headcanons about the A-Listers?

HELL YES I DO

Paulina is lesbian and not as stuck up as she appears to be. She’s still exploring herself, and she isn’t sure how to handle the attention she gets from boys, so she puts on airs to keep them at a distance

Star knows everything. Not only is she the gossip queen, but she just knows stuff about people. She’s smart, got a good memory, and she knows how to use it

Kwan is an environmentalist like Sam. He wants to go into a career field involving preservation and wildlife

Dash grows out of being such a dick as high school goes on. His football career doesn’t go far, but he volunteers with community sports, coaching and reffing kids teams

cushion stack: which dnp vid(s) is your comfort video, that you can watch when you’re sad?

Any of the ditls, and punk and pastel edits. Also making of tabinof, I love that video. And the best friend quiz ones on the gaming channel. 

sound barrier: have you met any of your phandom friends?

All the time! I’m neck deep in Birthday Sex rn and I’m not even ashamed lmao (great fic btw 12/10 would recommend)

🍰: any of the halloween bakings (especially 2016 though i think)