#pesco

'Always to the fore!'

Porsche 917 Le Mans 1970 Steve McQueen by Andrea Del Pesco

【Risotto】

He landed on your property and has to pay you rent? He’s pretty bitter about it, and sometimes the silence as he counts the cash is enough to make the recipient say, “Never mind, just keep it,” in order to live another day. He’s also the banker in the game as he’s the least likely to steal money and stops everyone else doing just that. He feels pretty happy when he lands on community chest and it’s, “You came second in a beauty contest.” Assassins like to feel pretty too.

The piece he uses is the ship. He thinks it looks cool.

【Formaggio】

Always ends up in jail and is usually the first one to go bankrupt. He gets the worst luck, but honestly feels like jail is the safest place to be. Though he’s never made it to GO once so what does he know? He doesn’t take the game too seriously.

The piece he uses is the shoe. He thinks it’s funny more than anything.

【Iluso】

Always looking at the rule book, and refuses to let anyone get away with cheating. Tends to get really mad when things aren’t going his way, especially when he ends up in jail with Formaggio teasing him endlessly until he can get out. When things are going his way, he’s very conceited, and mocks everyone, until things stop going so well for him. He takes the game too seriously.

The piece he uses is the iron.

【Pesci】

He doesn’t really participate. He sits by Prosciutto and watches him play. He doesn’t see the appeal of the game, nor understand it that well. The rules confuse him a lot, and he can’t understand why everyone gets so mad. He gets pretty scared once the screaming and shouting begin too, usually prompting him to leave and stay away.

【Prosciutto】

Usually the more cunning player. He knows what he’s doing for sure, and has no qualms about screwing everyone over by putting houses and hotels on sets as soon as he obtains them. He’s usually the one to win the game too, but does get pissed off when he goes to jail or god forbid has to pay someone else rent. He usually hisses, “I hope it chokes you,” while throwing the money at the recipient; especially if it’s Formaggio.

The piece he uses is the dog, but only because Pesci made a comment about it looking, “cute.”

【Melone】

He hates the game, though only because of how loud Ghiaccio gets when playing it. He tends to play safe, and buy everything he can when he lands on it which usually ends up with him having to mortgage them off because he’s flat broke. He usually admits bankruptcy pretty much right after Formaggio.

His piece of choice is the Hat. Hats are for cool people.

【Ghiaccio】

The worst person to play with. Jail is no longer safe once he’s in there, and the dice get thrown pretty hard and far when he’s not doing so great. Out of pure spite when paying rent, he’ll hand the biggest note possible, and watch as the recipient has to find change for the 500 they just got handed, despite the rent only being 12. Almost always flips the table and throws a tantrum when he loses hard.

His piece of choice, or rather not by choice is a special edition penguin.

【Sorbet & Gelato】

Gelato tends not to get involved in the game and likes to watch the chaos unfold from a safe distance. Sorbet on the other hand likes to cause the chaos and play with everyone. He usually tries to cheat and stay as rich as he can, and has ended up winning his fair share of games.