i'll make more posts explaining who swaps with who in the roleswap au sometime, but for now, here's the greatest and most important swap
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i'll make more posts explaining who swaps with who in the roleswap au sometime, but for now, here's the greatest and most important swap

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one year ago yesterday i started writing my first ever fic so i wanted to commemorate my writing anniversary with a fic illustration! being a new writer while writing exclusively for non-canon rarepairs (moncassian and… *checks notes* peedy?) forced me to confront very early on whether i like the hobby enough simply for the sake of doing it. and while i’m still not sure whether i will continue, i’m very grateful to have found a fandom community through it. it’s been wonderful to talk about the writing process, learn from other writers, and make new friends. 🫶
writing is still challenging for me, and even after a year my total finished word count is only 19.5k, but considering my original intent was to write a oneshot to excise my moncassian brainworms, i’d say i’ve exceeded my expectations (or not, considering the brainworms have multiplied).
5 times i wrote moncassian + 1 time i wrote peedy
moncassian:
interim. their unexpected first time on yavin. rated M, 3.3k. angst
fragile cargo. fake marriage with glup shitto kids, closest thing they get to a beach episode. rated T, 2.9k. fluff and light angst
the space between. a vignette fic spanning one year on yavin and ending before scarif. rated M, 5.2k. angst and light comedy
with the first light of dawn. mon, the night before she pulls back. rated M, 0.7k. angst and tenderness
rooms within rooms within rooms. a companion fic from the pov of a mystified k-2so. rated T, 6.4k. comedy, crack treated seriously, angst
peedy:
for all my flaws. a young senator palpatine ponders his unconventional arrangement. rated M, 0.8k. crack treated seriously
just for research purposes
best palpatine crackship
palpatine/eedy karn (peedy)
palpatine/dooku (tyratine)
palpatine/obi wan (evil obitine)
nuance/something else/i'm bald
Crack ships be crack-shipping.
Amazing @yavinbarber chose violence and decided to write Peedy crack treated seriously, go check her story for all my flaws…
Speaking of flaws… you know what I like doing? Rolling with a crack idea because that’s fun and that’s exactly what fandom is for, so of course, I couldn’t let it slide and had to create the quick moodboard on my lunch break cause why the hell not and we need to embarrass Palps more (not Eedy though, mother is dripping, we know that 👑)

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Peedy vs Jungheert in the SW rarepairs bracket?
I have alternative suggestions.
Palpatine/Heert
genre: sex comedy
The COMPNOR has decided that the ISB Board's only gay supervisor is the perfect poster boy for Pride Month. The Emperor gives his speech about the Empire's progressive values. Then the Emperor notices that the young officer chosen to represent these values for the propaganda campaign is rather attractive.
Supervisor Heert is asked to stay in the palace's throne room and kneel for his Emperor. Lord Vader is frustrated as he has to watch, and this is taking too long. There comes a point on one's path to the Dark Side when no amount of Force could lift one's dick.
2. Lonni/Eedy, one-sided
genre: survival horror with Lonni as the final girl
Dedra decides to sabotage Heert's affair with Supervisor Jung. She invites everyone to a dinner party and assigns Lonni a seat next to Syril's mother.
Eedy is, naturally, flattered by the company and attention of a handsome man thirty years younger than her.
Until that night, Lonni had been sure that the worst experience of his life as an undercover rebel was participating in Anto Kreegyr's capture. Turns out he was wrong.
Do you ship it?
Eedy Karn/Sheev Palpatine (Star Wars)
I ship it!
Neutral
I don't ship it
I don't know the character(s)
reason: They are both so gatekeep gaslight girlboss im the absolute worst way
tag: @yeehawgeek
you can tell the andor fandom is in the trenches bc we’ve started shipping palpatine with syril’s mom. not even legends fans had to resort to this