Insisting that they were all busy people with things to do, Sean “Diddy” Combs reportedly asked a U.S. district court judge for a quick trial Tuesday so that he could just get to the part where President Trump pardons him. “With all due respect, your honor, can we skip some of the preamble and jump to when Trump gets all these sex trafficking and racketeering charges thrown out?” said the disgraced rap mogul, interrupting a federal prosecutor’s statement in order to stress that it would really be better for all parties if they put aside any allegations of rape or physical abuse that were going to be reversed by a stroke of the president’s pen anyway.
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