#patvic

1) Henvic

They bring me a lot of comfort, especially their adult version. Just two boomers who went through a lot in love

2) Regtrick

Painfully underrated, they could be a dark Reddie but y’all are not ready for this conversation

3) poly Bowers gang

No thoughts, only Henry getting a lot of kisses

4) Henbel

I like them as bros but their divorce *chef kiss*

5) Patvic

Never gave much of a thought to this paring

6) Vuggins

I like them more as bestie that are constantly trying to kill each other, nothing more

7) Pathen

Used to ship them, distanced myself for the junkyard scene, kept seen them everywhere, me so scesi sur cazzo

Bonus

Anyone x Connor

No ❤️

Request: No  Request: No here is the 7th day of the 25 days of trickkombowerskru! which goes to @dante-likes-dick​ and they wanted a set of headcanons for a short, curvy reader being in a poly relationship with Patrick, Vic, and being greasy punks together with the reader having a Riot Grrrl energy rather than a goody two shoes one

Warnings: Mentions of sex

Oh boy

You sure got your hands full with these two idiots

And by that I mean you and Vic have a great time policing your boyfriend

Making sure he doesn't do anything illegal

Sure you three will raise hell together

Doing anonymous graffiti on school bathroom stalls

Or stealing small things from the convince store

But Patrick always wants to cross a line

That can lead to him being a bit bitchy at the two of you

But you'll make up for it later with some booze and/ or weed out bear the quarry

Getting all loose and cuddly on him

It's like his favorite thing when you two get clingy on him

Because it either leads to him getting you both off at the same time

Or you two taking turns climbing him like a tree

While the other gets eaten out by him

Patrick loves how he towers over you two

Lowkey it gets him off a bit

But what doesn't it's Patrick

Both of your boys loving your curves

You three always show up looking like hell on wheels anywhere

Despite your size people know not to fuck with you even when your boys aren't around

As you get through the halls with your large looking combat boots

Helping Vic bleach his hair

And putting color in yours from time to time

Stealing their shirts

And Patrick's rings

And Vic’s denim jacket with pins and patches all over it

But in return they steal your eyeliner for parties or shows

Going to shows together

And fucking things up in the mosh pit

Making each other mixtapes

Including a bunch of bands

The Ramones, The Clash,The Sexpistols, Misfits, Deftones, and Black Flag to name a few

Always getting new records from the shop 

And listening in either one of your rooms or in Patrick' basement

Cutting class to smoke under the bleachers together

Vic's mood swings can be quite annoying but I certainly don't mind having a pretty twink like him in my lap. No clothes would be preferable but he looks cute enough wearing Belch's hoodie.

Victor Criss x Patrick Hockstetter

summary: patrick takes vic to a gay bar. hatefucking ensues.

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Dino’s is… alive.

Patrick is struggling with the thought that this was because Vic is in it.

God. That little fucker had begged. Take me to a gay bar, c’mon, Pat, I know you want to, just take me to a fucking gay bar.

It had taken weeks. Fucking weeks, and finally, Patrick had broken down.

They set the date. The coming Friday. Friday, I’ll take you to a fucking gay bar, but you better not make me regret it.

Patrick was regretting it.

He already knew this, but Vic was the following things when he wanted to be:

Bitchy. Loud. Charismatic.

And a goddamned slut.

He had spent. All. Day. Watching Vic get ready.

He knew what Vic looked like when he went out in search of dick, but he’d never had to sit through the process before, and now, he wished he could scrub his brain of all that fucking eyeliner and lace.

Lace.

Vic is fucking wearing lace.

Bitch.