#patchworkstuck

Hey yall, i got a spicy new homestuck au fresh off the presses: patchworkstuck Okay so: One way or another, John, Jake, and Jude all wind up in the same place, all drugged and knocked out. Maybe, in a fit of anger, John goes to try to defeat Caliborn, but Jake tries to stop him and follows him, and Jude follows along cause he's curious and doesn't want his actually-not-absent kinda-father to get killed.

 Caliborn takes them tf down with the help of Gamzee and the felt, but instead of murdering them out right, he decides to fuck with them. Later, John, Jude, and Jake wake up disoriented, confused, and feeling... wrong. They try to get up but find that iys hard to control their limbs. They hear voices that aren't theirs in their mind. It'd hard to even get up, it feels like their body is at war with them. They crawl to a mirror and gasp at what they see. Their face was split into three sections, all messily seen together. On one side was a deep, ocean blue eye. On the other was a bright emerald green. And on the third half is Jude's buckteeth pointing out from a horrified, twisted mouth. 

 They all stumble back, dropping to the floor and curling up into a ball. Jude recess into himself, not even thinking. Jake panics, screaming and thinking so fast and frantic he's hardly making any sense at all, just making noise. They're shaking and crying. John tries to comfort them, reaching out and stroking their other arm and trying to shoosh them as their body chokes back sobs and tears.Eventually Cal finds them and transportalizes back to Earth C, wishing them good luck teasingly. 

They land in the middle of nowhere. They panic, pulling their body to and fro in a desperate attempt to get somewhere. John manages to calm them down, and they reach a town. The townsfolk panic, not recognizing them and thinking them a monster. They call in the nearest god's, who happen to be Jane and Dirk.