#partiallystcrs

        ❛    that’s  a  curious  type  of  torch  you  have  ---  it’s  so  tiny.   ❜   and  strangely  noisy  for  one,  too.   ❛    i  can’t  imagine  that  it  can  illuminate  anything.    ❜

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yakko vc : th E H YPOCRISY

       ❛    the  murder  on  the  orient  express seems  like  it’s  a  little  mature  for  you,  don’t  you  think ?    ❜   still,  it’s  interesting  to  see  the  book  he’s  picked  out  for  the  week.   ❛    i  don’t  believe  agatha  christie  wrote  her  mysteries  for  thirteen  year  old  boys.    ❜

legs swinging back and forth leisurely as they let out an amused giggle at how offended he is. tari only gives him a shrug , grinning from their leaning position at the railing. ❛ i don’t know why you’re upset ! monkeys are clever , skilled, and gangly - limbed creatures ; i quite LOVE them. ❜

there’s something cheeky about their attitude that they don’t bother to hide. nor do they try very hard to cover their whisper , ❛ and they’re stinky ... ❜

the mission was simple: go out to the store, getthe largest bag of flamin’ hot cheetos, boxed wine, meet candy man at thealley, get candy, go home, pass out on the couch surrounded by hot hotpurchases.  but he doesn’t like to go outon a sour mood! not when he’s got such a good night ahead. so he takes somehappy pills first. and isn’t it so muchfun already! someone’s not having fun. someone’s never had fun, not since he joined the not so recently departed.  

he’scollected his first item when he walks by the frozen fish section and therethey are. tentacles. on sushi. on bags. all chopped up in pieces and put up inplatters, just for two ninety-nine. how his eyes light up. he’d been ignoring him, but he feels him walking rightbehind him. lurking. always. so he comes to a sudden stop, twirls and throwshis arms at him. his face. thin air to everyone else.    ‘no, you can’t see that! don’t look!’he’s so horrified! and trying not to laugh! 

  ‘those are your brothers! and sisters! oh my!’