#parenting class

This? It's an old story but it does have them in their own dorm and a child that dissapears:

Future Parents Program By: Avari20 - T 15 Chapters - AU 7th year…This was not Draco’s day. Hermione unceremoniously shoved something under his nose. It was a doll.“Draco Malfoy, meet your child.” “Doesn’t look a thing like me,” he told her. “Been seeing the milkman behind my back, Granger?”

Was talking to my friends and the topic of skeksis sitting amongst Gelfling partaking in parenting classes came up, I couldn’t resist drawing this.

A: Why is your baby so happy and well behaved? I've tried everything with mine!

Baby A: shriiieeeeek!!!

B: I just listen to them.

Baby B: happy cooing -- Anon Guest

Parenting classes did not exist, once. People were expected to pick up parenting from their own parents. This was not always the best model. Child psychology and psychology in general began with one simple step: listening. The instant people began to learn that their infants attempt communication from birth, is the instant things change for the better.

Of course, like most things, it was not a universal nor an overnight change. There were many who thought it was some neohippy nonsense. Many of them were hostile. Some... were desperate enough to consider the results. There were scenes similar all over the world, but this one occurred in a waiting room with overworked understaff in attendance.

In such a room, one baby cries because they are bored. Then ten more babies cry because one baby is crying. Keeping them quiet is exasperating for everyone. The babies are stressed. The mothers are anxious because their babies were crying and they might look like bad mothers because of it. The few staff present were stressed because there wasn't enough of them to go around and the room was full of crying babies.

They try to pawn it off of Link because they wont stop bitching over the baby and whose responsibility it is over and over and Link fucking aces as a parent let's be real.

Alma is heartbroken they didnt get paired with Kanda because 'we'd be lovely parents!' But it's cool cuz they're paired with Lenalee so it's not too bad.

Link was paired with Lavi when they had health class together (hes a couple grades ahead of Allen, Lena, Kanda, and Alma).

Link was actually the one who almost killed the baby when they had to do it.

Lowkey horrifying.

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Hermione/Draco Malfoy

Summary:  Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?

Years and years ago (like 10 + years…) I read a Dramione fic and it’s lived in my head ever since but I’ve forgotten the name!?

It wasn’t on ao3 or ff.net I don’t believe but basically they have a class where they get paired up and aged up and have to have/raise a baby. From memory Hermione is already pregnant when they slip into this alternative world. Oh and she has a craving for pickles!!

That’s it, that’s all I’ve got I am sorry it’s so vague but if ANYONE remembers it I’ll be forever grateful!!

Anyone?

Edit: Thanks!

thedenimofrose: Maybe Parenting Prep by makesmewonderx3? https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5859282/1/Parenting-Prep