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Being the human partner of a Cybertronian, any Cybertronian really, and turning this huge, hulking, intimidating bot into a giant mechanical cat with some gentle touches, some kisses, and sweet words. Standing on your bot’s shoulder, gently stroking a hand over their cheekplate, and listening to that earthshaking rumble of their engine as they purr. Your bot gently nudging you with their cheek or nose when you stop, silently insisting the continued touch and affectionate words. Your bot mass displacing and crawling into your bed, arranging pillows on your lap before laying their head down and promptly falling into a well deserved recharge. (Let’s pretend that they wouldn’t shatter the bed frame just by putting a little weight on it, lmao-) Your bot trying to teach you chirolinguistics, not realizing that you don’t have the same kinds of sensors in your palm as they do, leaving you incredibly confused. Your bot relishing in the tiny flickers of unabashed emotion they get from your very weak organic EM field. Singing softly to your bot, only for them to croon one of their favorite Cybertronian tunes right back, and the both of you giggling over just how vastly different your music is from each other’s. Your bot trying to teach you the Cybertronian language, and you trying to teach them about human art/literature/philosophy/etc. You and your bot being soft and cute and fluffy. Send tweet 🏃‍♀️💨

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Now I was wondering what your take would be on any of the Cybertronians reaction to humans habits of cracking their knuckles, backs, necks and such. Since a lot of people get uncomfortable hearing it. I have a terrible habit of cracking and mine are quite loud. I think most would be horrified and maybe think we are breaking our bones!

⋄✧ how they react to bone/joint popping

ft. megatron, optimus prime & tarn

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Small animation break before I continue with school work 😖

If push comes to shove, even the calmest bot can get a bit overprotective or jealous over their human

Soft Au- Possessive

Tarn x Reader

• Walking past several humans clustered together talking, he idly wonders what the proper name for a group of humans is. A chatter? They certainly seem to do a lot of that. Lips twitching behind his mask, he hears a familiar laugh and his head turns. Spotting you in the group and as he watches, another human hooks their arms around you from behind to pick you up, the whole group laughing. But he’s staring at those arms around you. The way you’re laughing and the other human is smiling. And he hates that he’s rumbling in response. That it bothers him at all when the last thing he wants is an alien conjunx.

Sure! (Also take care anon!! Dont be like me gng I'm really trying my best tryna sleep at just 12 am atleast .. sob 😭) Tarn would be so in some sort of denial at first if he fell into obsession for an autobot or even an organic. Probably wants to hunt them down to try distract himself from what he's really feeling but with a human darling, it'd be abit more easier as he could just literally keep them in secret, as a hostage maybe? you'd caught on to his mask slipping when his servo lingers on you and even dare be slightly affectionate. When you'll call him out for it, killing mechs for doing less and him basically a hypocrite, he'd be mostly unfazed as he's sure you will come around eventually. After all what's a prize without the waiting game?

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You guys ever think...Earth might be the universe culinary masterpiece?...like you got Yautja's coming in secret to eat some mcdonals or...some pozole from the restaurant?...like cybertronians or mcb always seeing these aliens coming to earth in discuises to partake in their favorite cuisine?...some even becoming ADDICTS to the simple pleasure of instant ramen...or a good old cup of coffee

So, one day, brainstorm or other scientists managed to upgrade their holoforms ENOUGH to be able to taste and digest human food...and i think it goes like how newborn babies try solid food for the first time-

Case and point...poor tailgate trying icecream for the FIRST time went like

Y/n*Smiles holding a simple vanilla icecream for him*Dont eat too much too fast~

Tailgate*Tries a small bite, surprised by the temperature, then savours it, and eyes bulged out and grabs your hand holding the dessert and mushes it on to his mouth*!?!?!

Other Liason*Holding his back and cackles*T-TAILGATE LET GO!

Y/n*Seeing him try to eat more even if he gets dirty*T-TAILGATE!BREATH CYCLONUS HELP-...

Other liaison*Sees her own dessert is now gone and sees Cyclonus is avoiding looking at her*...

Cyclonus*Blushing as his whole mouth is covered in whipped cream and ice cream as his Sunday bowl is so clean there was not even a spot*...

-Meanwhile on the table next to them-

Mcb!Yn*Blinks seeing your humanoid cardbots in pain from brainfreeze*...

Shadow X*Holding his head and whines*AAAAAH, DEATH IS UPON US! I CAN'T FEEL MY MOUTH!?

Heavy Iron*Just finished his ice cream cake, smashes the plate on the floor*I like this! Another!?-...oh

Yuri*Who came in with 10 burgers for each and every one of the bots but glares at heavy iron*Clean.that.up.youngman...

Buffalo*Gasps in awe seeing his burger is in the shape of a heart with flags, smiles as Yuri puts him a bib along kiss on the forehead*Thank you, Mrs Yuri!

Phoenix fire*Holding his head and whines*I-I Been betrayed by the opposite of f-fire...

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Y/n*Coming downstairs from your old home, yawning, you head to the kitchen and get ready to start the day with the usual coffee only...to see it's empty along with your morning sweet bread*What the f-...are you fucking

Ratchet passed out on the sofa with crumbs all over his face and shirt, your favorite coffee mug in his hand, and a chicken leg on the other with a big chunk bitten off

Y/n: Not even Judas was this much of a hypocrite...

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Y/n*Patting your cons backs and then seeing Tarn's own holoavatar crying*Hon what's wrong-

Tarn*Eating Pizza as his first food for the first time, tears running down his face*L-life ish bea-ifuh...

Rest of the Djd Nodding as they eat and their fill with a bit of cola...which took you awhile to tell them "No, it's not mud water with bubbles"...

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Maid!Waitress*Serving you and probably the most rugged, retired commando-looking old man, along with the most man? Wearing a mask, he looks like some cyberpunk fanatic, a strawberry parfait and a big beer, and a kid's jumbo burger and fries with onion rings, Commando guy, him the bear and you kid jumbo burger and the cyberpunk guy the parfait *Enjoy masters~

Y/n & Megatron & Sounwave:...

You both switch the items to the correct person, you take a drink of the big, Soundwave the jumbo burger meal, and Megatron the cutesy parfait, all three of you enjoying your items

Maid!Waitress*Saw that and thinks of that one meme*"Moe gap..."

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Soft AU- Colors

Tarn x Reader

• You dare? Brazenly wearing his colors, his patterns like you have every right to. Like you’ve earned being marked by him. Optics narrowing behind his mask as he rumbles softly, you’re just acting like you have no idea how presumptuous you’re being. Like it’s a foregone conclusion that he’ll choose you. And you turn your back on him to start mixing up his soap as he growls a warning.