Draco’s Birthday (2026)
Happy birthday mr malfoy by Dragonheart77 - G, one-shot - Draco malfoy wakes up in hospital after making a birthday wish, only to be given the chance of a lifetime.
Birthday To Remember by kaywrites07 - G, one-shot - A birthday to remember for Draco courtesy of Hermione Granger and their friends and family.
A Bludger You Send Flying Always Comes Back by Shadiwrites - M, one-shot - It’s Draco Malfoy’s birthday. His therapist is exhausted, his house-elf has terrible timing, and one badly timed newspaper photograph sends his entire day off the rails. Things only get worse from there.
Prisoner 050680 by LalaLumos - T, 3 chapters - Draco’s Birthday in Azkaban
46. What the F*ck? by baneofall713 - T, one-shot - Draco looking back on his life as he wakes up on his 46th birthday. He gets a very welcomed birthday surprise.
Happy Birthday, Mr. Malfoy by screamingrespectfully - E, one-shot - Draco spends his birthday unknowingly pushing Hermione's buttons, until he realizes she gave him the remote for exactly that.
Birthday Intervention by enchanted_dramione - G, one-shot - Draco Malfoy gets a birthday intervention about his alleged Hermione Granger obsession. The only problem: his friends might be slightly right.
The Big Three-Oh by AriadnesWineClub - E, one-shot - Draco Malfoy, house husband extraordinaire, is having a birthday crisis. Nearly 30, he has never done anything grand or heroic, unlike his beautiful (and terrifying) wife Hermione. How he wishes he could be a man of action, not just one of extravagant wealth and extreme leisure! When Hermione gets kidnapped on the eve of his birthday, it's time for Draco to walk the talk--by racing to the rescue, vanquishing the baddies, and delivering an exquisitely growled "Where is my WIFE?"
Happy birthday, Draco by Smudgesonapage - E, one-shot - Lowering her gaze, Draco follows, eyes going wide, the flush on his cheeks more visible now, his breaths short and loud in the small, quiet space. “Oh,” she sighs. “Look what you did, and I haven't even come yet.” It's just a smutty one-shot in honour of my favourite man's birthday.
Happy Birthday Auror Malfoy by LyraSablewick - E, one-shot - Happy Birthday Auror Malfoy! This is explicit, and if you're not into that, this present is not for you!
Sixteen Candles (and the rest) by myfatherwillhearaboutthisss - E, one-shot - Or worse, lemon soap cake?
The Bad Birthday by alibigboots - M, one-shot - Everyone forgets Draco's Birthday
LACE, ICING, AND SEX by ineeduslaughtered - E, one-shot - Hermione Granger gives spectacular birthday presents. Draco Malfoy gives them right back.
Thirty, Flirty & Fertile by NottYourNiffler - E, WIP - Draco Malfoy has an eventful 30th birthday, which leads to an even more eventuful year to follow.
Debauchery and Tomfoolery: Draco Malfoy’s Final Year of Single-hood by pressedroses - E, WIP - Dearly Beloveds: On behalf of Draco Malfoy—Reformed Death Eater and Witch Weekly’s Most Eligible & Filthily Wealthy Bachelor—you are cordially invited to celebrate his final year of debauchery, tomfoolery, rakehellery, and sexcapades. 🥀 Date: June 5th 🥀 Time: 10:00-Sunrise 🥀 Location: The Emerald Room (coordinates disclosed prior to event) 🥀Attire: Mourning black 🥀Requirements: Dancing (dirty) and only the finest champagne, scotch, and cigars for our dearest pretty boy Signed, The Snake Pit OR Draco Malfoy turns twenty-five and his best mates plan a party to commemorate his final year of single-hood. Per the Malfoy and Black family clause, he must find a wife before his twenty-sixth birthday. Why settle for someone your mother chooses when you can pursue Hermione Granger, instead? Buckle up for a night full of debauchery, tomfoolery, rakehellery, and sexcapades.
