#paranon

the fucking guy who fucking what.

I GAVE LIKE ELEVEN POSSIBLE ANSWERS AND I DIDN’T GET IT RIGHT? FFS.

AND YEAH DEF OKAY SO.

This was like two years ago? Idk, something like that, so two important things you need to know before the story:

My friend is really sensitive about these topics, as in, she can see and feel all that cheese. She has powers or something or she’s something? Idk, but that crazy shit follows her.

She has two dogs. Melody and S&P. They are both also sensitive about those topics too but Melody is more so.

OKAY ALRIGHT SO. I went to my friend’s house (A, for short) to have a sleep over, just she and I, all alone in her big house because her parents went to a short vacation and she’s an only child. So, home alone.

We laughed, we saw movies, we ate, bla bla bla, and then, it was around one in the morning? I think? That we decided to call it quits and go to sleep.

A went to get both of her dods, so they could slep with us, and then she made a round all over the house to turn the lights off. Every single one of them.

Now, important fact: next to the door, there’s the staricase, where it has small tiny lights that only light up when there’s movement near them. 

Okay, so; she finished and came back to the room. A’s bed is like a big one, a queen size I think, so I always sleep on the left side of the bed, near the door and she the right side, near the big window. 

Idk how or why but at some point, I woke up, like, my conciousness was awake, but my eyes were still closed. Which is weird because it was as if I could still see what was around me, still on my friend’s room, still dark but there was something.

In my head, it was as if I was looking around me, and from start to finish, there was this really big arc? or half a circle above the bed, like, stargint from my side of the bed and finishing on A’s side, and there were eyes and blurry boddies above that arch, looking down on us.

It felt like, as if we were in a bubble and those things were outside the bubble, not being able to come in, ya know?

I brushed it off, tho, bc,??? Come on, weird ass dream. Then Melody, who had settled down earlier in the night by my feet, moved as if impatiently, and I was like ?? Okay? and I let her do her thing. But she wouldn’t stop.

So, I waited, eyes still closed but I paied more attention to my surrondings and her movement, trying to calm myself and then, she fucking stands up and moves towards the edge of the bed, face directly on the door and making soft growling noises.

I fucking sit up like a rocket and I stare at the door unblinking. From the corner of my eye I catch as A slowly sits up with me and she’s like ‘so felt it too?’

and I was like ???? bitch what? 

And A was like “yeah, like, look, you see that light?”

And that’s when I finally look down and there’s a small gap between the door and the floor and there’s a fucking light shining through it. A light. A fucking light.

And then A is like ‘dude, i turned all the lights off, you saw that. it most be the staircase’s lights, that fucking turn on with mvoement’

and rememeber? home alone. 

I fucking just like, froze and then grabbed her wrist and pulled her down with me, laying back down on the bed like ‘ok ok ok sshh sshh lets just…lets just lay down’

so we lay down for like five seconds before I fucking sit up again and I’m like ‘yeah, no fuck that bitch ass thing, what the fuck is happening’

and the light in the gap was still there ya know, and A was like dude idk.

So, shaking like my hands trying to get pumped, im like, ok, turn on the tv so we can have light around us and gimme your cellphone to use it was a flashlight while I record this shit with my phone.

So we do that, and then we move to the door and im like ….”ok you open it, you are the one with the powers” and she looked so unimpressed but she still opened it and dude, dude.

the small hallway in front of us, that at the end of it is A’s parent’s room and a craft room, was empty and the only fucking light that there’s on it, was fucking on.

Like, let’s process that. The only light on that hallway, a light that is connected with a swtich and not my movement, was on.

I.was.shaking.

and also laughing.

it’s my copin mecha.

so im like??? I turn to A and she’s like, nop, I def turned that off earlier and then she looks around supiciously before she turn it off by the swtich on the wall and I freak bc ‘dude, if something lighted up it’s bc they like it, let them have the fucking light and leave us alone?’ 

so, anyways, we leave, going back to the room, and we try to calm down and then I tell her like ‘ok, but it’s wierd because just before that, I was having this dream where some shadow ppl were surronding us’ 

and she fucking freezes and slowly turns to me and she’s like ‘um….I had that dream too.’ 

and I was like ‘………well there goes my sleep.’

OKAY BUT DID YOU LIKE TOOK YOUR PHONE TO LIGHT YOUR WAY? DUDE AT LEAST DID YOU TURN ON THE LIGHT OF WHERE U SAT??

SLEEPING WITH PETS IS TERRYFYING DUDE BC LIKE EVERY SINGLE SMALL MOVE THEY DO MIGHT MEAN SOMETHING.

AND IF THERE’S NO PET THATS EVEN WORSE WTF.

bro

nothing goods ever happens in granny’s house, like ever

also, I have theories about your dog barking:

there was a spider

there was a demon

there was a ghost

there was a ghost trying to hide itself but he was fucking pissed that your dog wounldt look away

there was a lizard

there was a mosquito trying to bite you

there was a demadog

there was an invisible alien wanting to eat you

there was a dead boy above whatever there is on the ceiling

there was Death

there was a bear

I mean, anything it’s posibble?

One time, when I was sleeping over my best friend’s, one of her dogs slept by my feet and i woke up in the middle of the night and i feel it like move a little and i was like ??? okay no worries that happens, but then she suddendly fucking STANDS UP AND PLACES HERSELF ON THE EDGE OF THE CORNER OF THE BED, GLARING AND GROWLING AT THE DOOR AND I FUCKING SAT UP SO FUCKING FAST IN MY LIFE LMAO.

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Did you like, “accidentally” shoved the doll out of their place and it “sadly” crashed against the floor and it died “tragically” ?? 

I hope you did.

If you ever sleepoever there again? did you asked your friend about it? where did the doll come from? was it there for a long time? why was it on your friend’s room? did she had anything similiar? did you hear something? did you felt something? a presence of the sorts? did you tell your parents?

Hey, can you do me a solid and BURN THOSE FUCKING DOLLS?????

BRO.

FUCKING DOLLS ARE A MENANCE.

AND IN THE ATTIC?

IN THE FUCKING ATTIC?

DO YOU WANNA LIKE PLAY THE EVER TYPICAL SCENE OF HEARING FOOTSTEPS AT 2.41 AM FROM ABOVE???

Just, just pls, if you DO heart that, run the fuck out of the house, and like once you are outside, call your parents and tell them to go outside.

What? like, its too much effort to go to them personally, it gives the evil time to actually fuck you over.

So, lets recap:

Burn those bitches

Run like a motherfucker

And that’s how you survive bitches.

Also, bring salt with you and maybe and onion. iDK what the onion would do but might as well, you knver know.

I dunno when we started talking about ghouls but alright???? 

I don’t even know what ghouls really are???’ I mean, I think there was an episode of Supernatural that ghouls were like creatures that eat????? dead???ppl???? or??? alive???people????

I don’t know man, I was distracted by Dean’s beauty and the sadness that their brother died bf they actually met him properly.

anyways, back to you

ok but what happened after you punched her? did she wake up? did she punched back? 

Also, rude, you could have just thrown a pillow at her, be gentle man.

woooow dude, that’s - holy shit.

but did you ever tell your friend about it? or nah?

either way, that was an interesting story! Thank you for sharing it with me (us?) tbh, I would have karate chop that bitch out in reflex and then be like ‘upsy motherfucker’ 

like, ya know, during daylight, in the scenario you would be in the garage whereit was and you”accidentally” shove it off and it crashes against the ground.