#panzeke

which, on the surface, doesn't seem too objectionable because it's zeke being kind of chuuni about their epic awesome bond etc, but then, Perplexingly, here's the japanese version with the jank-ass google translation

so first of all, the inherent roughness/stiffness of direct machine translation aside, honestly i think this one is way better conceptually because zeke being a dipshit talking about their awesome epic ONE MILLION YEARS together adds that classic chuuni flair to him while also being a joke. i don't know why they just dropped this gag, considering it's both funny and in-character. second hey see that kanji i highlighted. wanna know what it means

ZEKE VON GENBU SEZ: ONE MILLION YEARS OF AWESOME MARRIAGE TO MY AWESOME WIFE.