#pantslessness

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It took me a second to remember the recently revealed Lore(tm) that Murray doesn’t wear pants because he “can’t find any in his size”. Before I made that connection I was just like

今天去参加了纽约脑残无裤日

去年去拍照了没有勇气脱

今年想着一定要参与一下

下午在lower eastside集合

PANTSLESSNESS！

最好玩的是参加的人必须故作淡定

别人问为什么不穿啊 你就要回答不想穿啊 忘穿了啊 也不能说你认识旁边那些不穿裤子的人 哈哈哈

有个人问其中一个说 这怎么回事啊为什么你们都不穿裤子

他说 那你为什么穿呢 哈哈哈被秒杀了

还有个人跟我说卡酷咿

我没反应过来 我说 啊？

他说yours is cool 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

他以为我是日本人了我没反应过来他肯定觉得是自己没说好马上变英文

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

在地铁上有个刚来纽约的人问我们

我们说就是不想穿啊 不认识这些人啊

The Polish politician comes home shouting about the day's victory. But what does the Polish politician's partner, a children's novelist in secret, think of the matter? Please include excerpts from the secret fictions.

This is why we invented mirrors. To keep people from being too comfortable when leaving the house. The most comfortable costume I could imagine wearing right now would be nothing at all. Perhaps a quilt, with a belt to keep it from dragging. I love being naked, not because I am proud of my body, but because I feel like it needs to be aired out on a regular basis, the way you do with tents. It is a humane act--brave, even--to let myself be naked on occasion, an act of gratitude to my body for being willing to be a part of my life.