#palecream

error what the fUCK is your name

awww it;s cute!!!

im on board for banning ink if he ever talks like that again :)

what noooo

I am

l e a v i n g

not allowed

Error pressed Escape. Ink caught his hand before he could press Save and Quit to Title. Ink begged, “Come on, please? It’ll be fun! I promise!”

Error stared. Ink stared back. 

Error broke, and sighed, “Fine.”

“Hell yes!”

HE’S STAYING BOIS

hell yes 

.pvp false

fuck

WAIT NO DONT TURN PVP OFF

YOU’RE GONNA KILL ERROR

I WON’T

PVP’S FUN

don’t turn it off I’m begging yku

you

guys don’t bully him he’s gonna leave

it’s off

nOOOOOOO

ha

you would have killed him too

lies

>:(

sorry I’ll stop bullying pale 

no promises for error

Cats_Dont_Glitch tried to swim in lava

paletheskeleton was pushed off a cliff by xX_cr055_Xx

crOSS.

ha.

Ink leaned back from his laptop and looked over at Error’s screen, muttering, “Oh my god,” as he saw it, which was filled with Cross chasing him with a sword.

Error whined, “I’m being bullied.” 

“I… can see that!” 

dream can you slap cross for me he’s bullying Error

CROSS

I’M DOING NO SUCH THING

i’M SITTING NEXT TO ERROR I CAN SEE YOU CHASING HIM

  cross

honey

dear

love of my life

I’m a mod

I can see your messages to him.

what messages

you messaged error

and called him a bitch

did I

I think it was pale

was not

damnit take the hit for me ONCE

u did this to urself

i did not

error’s just a bitch

im leaving

error wait

no

I’m sorry about him 

Error’s cursor hovered over the exit button while Ink continued to beg him to not to leave.

“Please, Error, it’ll be fun! I promise Cross will stop bullying you. There are cats! I’ll help you build a castle with a bunch of cats in it if you stay, okay?”

Error stared at Ink. Ink widened his eyes, got tears to well up, and twisted his mouth into a frown. “Please…?”

Error stared at him. Ink gazed back, lip quivering. Error sighed and went back into the game.

i got guilt tripped into staying

heck yes!!!

<3 

i hate you

luv u too bb

Ink leaned over, back to smiling, and kissed Error on the cheek. Error rolled his eyes.

did he do the hewwo voice

that’s a good idea

but no

I just cried at him

hes v convincing

ha nice

“So… what do you do?”

“You sorta just… go around creating things! And, uh, surviving.”

“Surviving?”

oh shit boiz

baby’s nightfall

did you just call me a baby

dream says I have to say “no”

Error scowled.

Cross stop being a bitchass motherfuck

Ink rolled his eyes. “He’s such an asshole sometimes. I’m not sure how Dream is dating both him and Pale.”

Error shrugged, “Maybe he sees stoic, emotionless ‘bitchass motherfucks’, as you so eloquently put it, and goes, ‘oh shit. I gotta fuck that’.”

Ink couldn’t control his laughter. He laughed and laughed, and his head ended up between Error’s chin and shoulder. He smiled and looked up at the love of his life. “You really live up to the nickname of ‘the universe destroying manbaby’.”

“I’m sorry, the nickname of what.”

Ink wove his hand back and forth- “Nothing! Forget I said anything!”

“What? No! The hell is that nickname?!”

Ink shrugged. 

ink just called me a universe destroying manbaby.

cross. Explain.

;) 

no idea what you’re talking about.

you better watch your fucking back

I thought we agreed we weren’t going tell him that

sorry

I slipped up :( 

you weren’t going to tell me??

the hell babe >:(

look can we please just forget this so we can play?? 

I just wanna play minceraft and be gay :(

fine

Error sighed, “I really hate you sometimes.”

“I love you, too!”

After around two hours of Error and Ink making fun of each other, they managed to go out into the world and build a dirt house.

hru two doin

good, i think

can I come see

no

dont be a fuck

y o u dont be a fuck >:( 

k im going over

cross

no!

cross

yes

pale says yes

stop bullying error!!

im not

im bullying ink

wait no 

go back to bullying error

:( 

can we see y o u r house first?

sure.

Ink went over to see where Dream, Cross and Pale had set up their base. What met him was the three, along with their complicated, towering tree house, stuck up in a jungle tree. Birds were on the fences, there were cats on the beds, and flower pots on the tables.

holy shIT 

;)

it was mostly pale!!

and u

awwww that’s v sweet <3

it’s wrong! But sweet

I don’t think I want you guys to see my house now.

error you might wanna see this

im good

id rather hang out with these cats.

Understandable! Can you tame one and then bring them back??

no 

:(

please?

fine

y’all can like. Go to our house soon if you want :)

Cross ran over, Dream following closely behind. The pair stared at the tiny house the two had made. It was around 4-6 blocks tall, 10 blocks wide, and 10 blocks long. Error’s cats were in the house, along with two basic beds, and nothing else.

you’ve done

only this

in two hours

this is my first time playing minecraft with ink

oh awww

were you two too busy kissing to focus ;)

yes.

nO

ERRORS LYING THE ANSWER IS TEA

tea.

tea

tea

tea.

tea.

Error smiled to himself. Ink freaked out at the sight of Error’s genuine smile and started typing. 

HE’S SMILING

WHAT TAKE A PICTURE

lies

error can’t SMILE

ykw fuck you all

also ink stfu

NEVER YOUR SMILE’S ADORABLE

>:( I don’t sMILE

I bet your smile’s wonderful, error :) 

I DONT SMILE

you do and its cute

I do NOT

accept it

you’re adorable

shtu up

Ink went to type something, and then stopped. He looked over at Error, whose amount of glitches were heightened. He stopped typing. He blinked.

“Hey, you okay?”

Error shook his head.

“Want me to stop?”

Error nodded his head.

“Alright.”

hey were gonna log off for a bit

we’re just gonna walk

ok!! I hope you two have fun with that!!

Cats_Dont_Glitch has left the game.

AcePainter has left the game.

Error took a deep breath. He took in the deep, sparkling stars, calming himself down.

Ink managed to find the words for, “I’m sorry I freaked you out.”

“It’s fine.”

“No, it’s not. You asked me to stop and I didn’t stop. I know better than that.”