Nov 16, 2025
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Geuss who's been rewatching Lower Decks!
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Here’s my conspiracy
Donald Trump is actually a Pakled in disguise and is trying to overthrow our democracy to his own nefarious ends.
Just listen to the way he talks
“ How will you strengthen our economy Mr. President?”
Trump: “I will make THE money VERY big.very BIG and strong!”
the Pakleds are one of those species designs I go feral for, for no good reason. Their costumes do not have much variance. Nearly every one of them wears a fat suit. They have funky eyebrows but not in a refined or classy way. Their voices are slow and they don't use long words. Their species may not even be capable of FTL craft on their own.
And yet? I cheer every damn time they are on screen. Go my failboys and failgirls
And what if I told you the first person to really, genuinely, lastingly get it through Ceicive's head that people being assholes about finding his Borg issues creepy are the ones being assholes, not him for having the mannerisms, is a fucking Pakled?
When the Borg assimilate the Pakled.
We the Barg. Reusability is feasible.
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New headcanon is that the Pakleds and Cardassians are from the same ancient root race, the Pakleds simply suffered some kind of plague early on that nearly wiped them out, so they became highly inbred.
And anyone can tell they are related sub-species, but the official Cardassian line is that it is just really unexpected random chance. But the government and military know the truth, and the secret that the only reason the Pakleds are space-faring is because the Cadassians tried to conquer them early on and wipe them out as an embarrassing mutant aberration, underestimated them, got driven off, and the Pakleds stole their tech and went to Space.
Big fan of the Pakleds, they’re Star Trek Orks
The giant, ramshackle Clumpship approaches and you hear (even through the vacuum of space) a chorus of Pakleds chanting
“MAKE US GO MAKE US GO MAKE US GO”
Confession #130
"Given that Kazons and Pakleds have reputations for not being the most intelligent species in the quadrants, I wonder what would happen if a Kazon and a Pakled had a kid together or got the Tuvix treatment."