#over-protective

I wanna read a 5+1 fic where it’s the 5 times the male members of Voltron were over-protective of Pidge, and the 1 time they need her to save their asses.

Keith: Sees an alien holding Pidge’s chin and there are tears streaming down her face so he jumps in all gung-ho and slams the alien against the wall and is like “What did you do to her!” and Pidge is like “Woah Keith, chill, my eyes just don’t agree with alien contacts.”

Lance: Aliens on a planet start explaining their mating rituals to the team quite explicitly or something, and they want to know about human mating rituals and Lance tries to keep Pidge away from the discussion to spare her young ears so she sic-burns with this whammy “pretty sure I know more about human mating rituals than you Lance, stop covering my ears.”

Hunk: At an alien party Pidge’s face turns red after eating something and she starts hack-coughing and Hunk is immediately like “OMG DID YOU POISON HER!” like, he’s ready to start shooting, and Pidge like “Umm, no I just wanted to try the spiciest thing they had for science and it was super spicy.” And Hunk is like, “Oh …can I have some?”

Shiro: On a mission Pidge says over the coms “uh oh, I got company hang on a sec, won’t be a tick,” and then Coran says that there are 15 hostiles clustered at Pidge’s position, so Shiro immediately freaks out and abandons what he’s meant to be doing to run back and help her, but by the time he gets there she’s defeated all the enemies and he isn’t needed. “Sheesh impatient much Shiro? I told you it would only take a tick. Ye of little faith.”

Coran: After a routine physical check gets concerned that Pidge seems to be losing blood once a month and suggests that maybe she needs to be put in a healing pod to fix whatever is wrong with her so Pidge explains the biology of the human reproductive system and the look on his face is the same as when Lance milks the cow. Internally screaming *why are earth beings so weird and grossss* (fun fact, only like half a dozen species even have periods, most mammals just reabsorb the nutrients of the lining of the womb rather than expelling it and I imagine Alteans do this lol I wish we did too, would be way less messy)  

Pidge: All the boys get captured by the Galra or something and she single-handedly fights through a squadron with green to rescue them and they are all forced to accept that she is in fact the most badass.

From "The Road from Self-Loathing to Self-Love," (Part 1) by