#ourheadcanons

When Iris and Barry offer for Cisco to move in to their loft, they realize they have to tell Joe as well. They’re slightly worried about his reaction to Barry dating both Iris and Cisco so they sit him down, talk to him about polyamory, show him shows with polyamory, etc. He’s suspicious af but Iris claims it’s for a piece she’s writing about the older generation’s views on the topic. 

Joe is highkey offended that he’s considered “old” but as for his views on it he isn’t polyamorous but he thinks people should be allowed to be happy. 

They DEFINITELY troll him when they tell him Cisco is moving in though. Iris and Barry went to the station and Iris was like “dad...remember last time I said there was too much love for two people? We’ve decided to add a new member to the family.” “Oh, that’s great sweetie. What, she get you a dog or a cat?” “Actually.....it’s a human member.” “Oh my god. I - I need to sit down - Cisco why are you sitting in that chair why are you here I need my - oh my god.” 

They then sweetly told him that Cisco was moving in and Joe almost murdered them all for trolling him. 

 Barry is annoyingly eager to do every chore. He’ll do them all in a second and it lowkey annoys Cisco because damn a little mess is okay Barry. Cisco is petty with it too Barry will tidy everything up and Cisco will look at him straight in the eyes while he throws a shirt on the floor. 

 Iris and Cisco love to cook with each other. They put spices on everything (#seasoning) and Barry’s eyes water a little bit when he eats the food but he eats all of it and will usually ask for seconds (which is much better than when he first moved in with the Wests and would have literal tears streaming down his face when he asked for seconds). 

When the Tornado Twins are born Cisco immediately loves his tiny polywogs and he needlessly spoils them. 

His excuse whenever Iris tells him he shouldn’t spoil them is “uhhh I’m not their parent what’s Barry’s excuse” like honestly Barry and Cisco highkey spoil these kids and fall for every puppy dog face ever.

 Their anniversaries, are of course, Extra As Hell. Iris & Barry’s are their wedding anniversary of course, and Barry always speeds her to Paris or another gorgeous location for a rooftop dinner. For him and Cisco (their anniversary is when they first committed to being a couple) Cisco will usually open up a breach and they’ll jump to another Earth and dine there for the day. 

Iris and Cisco don’t go on dates but they’ve been trying to bond more as friends. They don’t want to force interaction though so they kind of try to be present while the other is doing their own thing - so they’ll do cooking sessions together, Iris will sit and encourage Cisco while he’s training and learning more about his powers, Cisco will tag along with Iris on a story, etc. 

Jax and Wally have been dating for a while now and they ended up meeting Roy when their car broke down. Roy happened to be driving by so he took it to his shop despite their insistence that it’d be okay.

Jax was talking and mentioned that they had to call Oliver and Wally said he’d text Barry and Roy’s head SHOT UP and introductions went on from there.  

They work so well in the field together once Roy comes back, and they’re honestly so lighthearted - Roy will find himself laughing after catching a bank robber or meta and it’s new to him but he loves it. 

They also totally have their own victory dance when they save the day and it annoys Martin to no end because he’s forced to participate since he’s, well, fused, so it’ll be the three in their costumes dancing with a disembodied voice sighing and going “do we have to do this every time?” 

Speed racing AU where Wally is the driver, Jax is main engineer of the car, and Roy sells them all the parts. They’re the biggest dream team and Wally wins basically every race he’s in. 

Living arrangements: So, at first they lived at Joe’s house, but he eventually sat Wally down and told him that while he loved Wally and Jax and Roy, he could not deal with three guys in the house anymore. 

“Wait dad are you kicking me out?” “Think of it as a.....gentle nudge.” 

They live in an apartment that Roy found not too far from Barry & Iris’s loft, and they’ve bought a pet fish that they lovingly named Squirtle. 

Wally and Roy also join the Legends for a while. The three get very fixated on decorating their room. Wally brings a ton of pictures of them and their families and their selfies, Roy brings posters of their favorite football stars, Jax brings their favorite stuff from home (they have a porcelain pig that they bought at an art fair, the jacket Wally stole from Barry, etc.) and of course, the bowl that Squirtle lives in. 

When Jax does go alone on the Waverider though, he’s always emotional but the other two literally don’t mind because to them Jax will be back within a day or two. 

“I love you both so much, you know that, right?” Roy, playing video games: “Yep, got it Jax.” Wally, cooking dinner: “See you babe.” 

Cisco gets the best gifts for the two. If it’s not upgrades to their costumes, it’s a personalized gift for their birthday/anniversary. 

Lisa’s favorite is the golden bracelet that he got for her; it’s a bit clunkier than what she usually wears but he added in three heart lockets for her (one has a picture of Cisco and Laurel, the other has a picture of Len and Mick, and the last one has just one picture, of her mother). 

Laurel’s is the black canary necklace he got her. 

Laurel and Lisa met because Laurel and Cisco stopped Lisa from robbing a bank. They had a huge fight and Lisa was very impressed with Laurel’s fighting skills. Cisco needed her help finding Len and the other Legends so he drove her all the way back to Star Labs and the entire time Lisa gushed about Laurel to him. 

Lisa is the absolute worst when it comes to asking for advice. According to her, every problem can be solved with murder or revenge. 

Laurel: “Anyone got any ideas?” 

Lisa: *raises hand* 

Laurel: “Anyone got any legal ideas?” 

Lisa: “You’re no fun.” 

They all went to see The Bye Bye Man and almost got kicked out because they were being really sarcastic and snarky and cracking jokes about the movie the entire time. 

Cisco took down a meta and Lisa whispered “Bye bye, man” under her breath and Laurel lost it and started giggling right then and there. 

Lisa invites the Rogues over all the time and Laurel and Cisco were very confused to see Mirror Master lounging on their couch enjoying tea, but they got used to it (and as long as the Rogues aren’t currently committing a crime, it’s fine enough). 

Speaking of their home, they moved to their own place and it’s empty most of the time because they’re out fighting but at the end of the day they’ll all come in and crawl onto the bed (Cisco’s always in the middle), sometimes in their costumes, and they’ll cuddle up. 

Laurel’s always freezing so it’s great that Cisco is always warm af; she’ll lean into him and he’ll always complain but he’ll lean into her as well. 

Westhallen: Video montages are such a thing with these three. Any birthday or anniversary present, and it’s presented in a video. Whoever is watching at the time is guaranteed to have tears streaming down their face. 

Clark/Winn/James: Oh my god these dorks. James and Clark will sometimes go out and fight crime together while Winn helps out in the van - and when they know it’s a one-hero job, James will either go out and photograph Clark or Clark will go out and sit in the van with Winn furiously typing up a storm praising Guardian for his heroic exploits. 

When Winn is in the van he’s snarky af. He once kept mimicking a villain after every sentence and Clark couldn’t stop giggling. The villain legitimately stopped his monologue because he was so offended.

Rip/Miranda/Jonah: Oh my god. The time parents. Miranda and Jonah never got the chance to meet so Jonah is very nervous about meeting her, though he never vocalizes it. But when she meets him, she gets a huge smile and hugs him and thanks him for helping Rip and being such a source of strength for him. 

When Miranda and Jonah eventually get together, it feels just as natural to Jonah as falling for Rip did because he felt so welcomed. Also, the two tend to team up on Rip when it comes to doing the chores or being dumb about the team so they got along really quickly. 

Rip and Jonah are Dads(TM); they take Jonas’s phone once trying to figure it out and tried taking a picture. It ended up being a 20 minute video of their foreheads. 

Jonah and Jonas are great together because they’ve both heard so much about each other. Jonah was far more worried about meeting Jonas - he’s never interacted with kids after all, but Jonas is super excited and Jonah realizes that Jonas loves the gory old West stories that Jonah has (Rip does not approve of these stories). 

“Want to hear about the time your dad got drunk and burned down a saloon?” Rip: “No.” Miranda and Jonas: “Y e s” 

SnowParkWest: HUGE dorks together tbh. When they realized they liked each other Iris tried being smooth and she ended up being exactly like Cisco and going “Yeah so uh - maybe we can all talk about that, over dinner, maybe? Or coffee, if that’s less formal.” 

Caitlin was equally flustered and would “”casually”” try to invite Iris and Linda out, or say she thought they’d love to write about doctoral stuff for the paper. That’s literally what she said. “Maybe you want to write about...doctoral...stuff.” Linda immediately agreed lmao

Cisco, quietly snickering in the background: “Doctor stuff, you guys are so-” Iris, Caitlin and Linda: “Shut up Cisco.” (He’s not even offended, he just keeps eating his jello and snickers every time they fail at flirting.) 

Nate/Ray/Amaya: So Ray/Amaya aren’t dating actually; this is a V relationship - Nate found out that Ray was dating the Hawks back at home and both he and Amaya got really interested in what that meant and Ray is always up for explaining stuff, especially polyamory, so they sat through a presentation that lasted 1 hour and 43 minutes. Amaya asked a lot of questions and really liked the idea and told Ray so  (which made him beam). 

Nate at the end: “Um, so. Are you willing to date anyone else?” (He was not subtle, but thankfully for him, Ray is oblivious). Amaya later helped him properly ask Ray out by planning a long movie marathon and sneaking in their own video message asking Ray out (it was in the form of the Star Wars intro opening btw). 

Rogue Canary: Every year without fail, Sara will buy Len and Mick a present for their wedding anniversary. She knows she doesn’t need to, but she knows they don’t make a big deal of it and she figures someone should celebrate the two.  

Ray is absolutely obsessed with finding old things from the Hawkmates’ past lives. He found (and paid an obscene amount of money for) an old hairclip of Kendra’s from her first life. He also somehow found Carter’s boxing gloves from his life as a boxer in the 50s and proudly presents each object to the two. 

Ray!!! Is the biggest hugger. Every time the most minor inconvenience happens Ray is there to give you a hug and it annoys Carter to no end. 

“Ray have you seen my keys, I think I lost the- no, no, you do not need to hug me, Ray -” 

Ray, cradling Carter in his arms: “It’s okay, babe, you’ll find them. You’ll be all right.” 

Carter: “I hate you.” 

 Kendra and Ray love shopping together, and they’re constantly dragging Carter along on their shopping trips. They say it’s so that the three of them can hang out, but it’s really so they can dump their shopping bags with Carter. 

They’ll tease Carter sometimes because he’s The Boyfriend(TM) who’s sitting there wearing sunglasses indoors and playing on his phone while Ray and Kendra are chatting about the suits and dresses they got and what matches best, etc. 

 They adopt a pitbull that they name Buster. Kendra found him wandering around the neighborhood and after a lot of posters were put up telling people about him, Kendra and Ray and Carter finally decided they would just adopt the pup. He curls up at the foot of their bed and always wakes up Carter (and only Carter, because Ray and Kendra will have been up) with a slobbering lick on the face. 

Kendra and Ray are early risers so they always get breakfast ready and every April Fools without fail they manage to prank Carter while he’s sleeping (this year, they put whipped cream all over his face, which Buster happily licked up).