#ormond

Aegean: pharmacist and wire fraud on the side. She's wanted in like 3 countries. Halfbaked kind of friend (iykyk). Went backpacking for 3 months and learnt absolutely nothing from the experience. Chain-smoker. I think she'd have snakebite and bellybutton piercings

Senja: works at a meat processing plant. Very silent at work. only goes to sweaty underground bars to flirt with people American Psycho style (aka yelling horrible terrible things that sound like normal people things). Also a chain-smoker. The type of person whos really motivated for the military for all the wrong reasons. Cannot be forced to smile

Cockweed: WAS a tenured professor in entemology but lost his academic credit after insisting fairies and pixies are real with very thin evidence and often citing his dreams. Very divorced old man and very well read on hallucinogenics. Basically lives in Vegas in the winter months (he's one of those sad old people at slot machines)

Ormond: bouncer at sweaty nightclubs and volunteers at soup kitchens in his free time. Swole and loooves self care. Strained family life but close to his parents. Short king!!! Absolutely sweeps at his towns annual moustache contest. Has a semi successful boyfriend ASMR channel but most of the comments are hate from people he's had to kick out from the clubs