A curse for destructive couples. This is designed for those that have used you to cheat on their partner, and their partner has also hurt you. For the selfish assholes that go unicorn hunting, or just want a side piece without caring about the suffering they inflict. This is intended to painfully end their relationship with no hope of getting back together, so there is no reversal written.

TIMING: Saturday, the perfect day for curses.

Moon Phase: Full moon. This is optional, and to give an extra boost.

Materials:

Graveyard dirt

4 rose thorns

Black salt

Nettle

Black pepper

Paper

Black pen

Trowel (for digging)

Black candle

Fire proof dish

Matches/lighter

Three of Swords: sudden loss of love

Eight of swords: mental/physical imprisonment

The Devil: Emotional abuse

The Moon: Damaging secrets revealed

Directions:

1. Prepare your space. Smoke cleanse, cast a circle, put up some wards, whatever you like to do.

2. Light your black candle. As you do, let it spark your rage and everything else you feel when you think of these people. Focus on the flame and feel the heat of your anger. Gather up all the hurt. Think on how you've been wronged, and let that energy travel down to your hands.

3. Write your targets' names down on separate pieces of paper. Light it with your match/lighter and burn their names to ash in your fire proof dish. Keep a hold of your hurt and anger as you do this.

4. Mix the ash, graveyard dirt, black salt, nettle, and black pepper together in the dish. Picture the end of their relationship. How they're separated and miserable, never to rekindle their love again.

5. Set down your four tarot cards in a diamond shape around the dish holding your graveyard dirt mix. Take up the rose thorns. You will set these down one by one, point first into the mix and say ** "Another thorn in your side. Your relationship is through." ** where indicated by the asterisks.

Incantation:

Your love is dead

Buried with this dirt.

Never to come back,

Always full of hurt.

** **

Wrongdoing to this lead,

All communication's curt.

Peace and unity lack,

A prison you can't skirt.

** **

Each other's constant pain,

Your mouths hurl abuse.

Secrets have come to light,

Forever separate you both.

** **

There is no more to gain,

Your flaws lit the fuse.

Opposite ways you've taken flight

Lies destroyed your oath.

** **

Necromancy [Evil, Earth, Curse]

Sorcerer/Wizard 8, Witch 8, Cleric/Oracle 8

Casting Time: 10 minutes

Components: V, M (a cup of blood from the target, or a portion of their body no smaller than a pinky finger)

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Range: Unlimited

Target: Creature from whom the material components were taken.

Duration: 1 day/caster level

Saving Throw: see text; Spell Resistance: No.

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To cast this spell, you must dig a hole at least a foot deep into unworked soil and spend ten minutes spitting every vile insult, cutting remark, cruel accusation, and vicious condemnation you can think to aim at your target. Speak as though you were trying to convince a stranger of your target’s lack of worth as a person, attempting to turn someone you’ve never met against someone you absolutely despise, because you are. You’re convincing the world itself that your target deserves nothing more than a terrifying end to their life, and at the conclusion of the spell, pouring the blood or dropping the portion of their body into the hole you dug seals their fate.

Flowing and soothing,

Refreshing and cooling,

Water deep and blue,

Cleanse my heart and soul

before you.

Use this when showering, washing your hands, swimming, or when in the rain. Chant it until you feel cleansed and visual the water washing away all the negativity and darkness within you.

Love and light,

                        ~to ward off unwanted guests and or visitors~

Firstly, shout out to @thebasildruid for inspiring this warding enchantment. My fangirl ass goes through the roof whenever I see that he’s made another spell post on Lord Of The Rings so I thought to give it a go myself. 

(Also to Gametraders for finally having this specific door mat on sale when I can actually afford to buy it) 

((And Olorin for being such a delightfully sassy and badass wizard))

Anyway ONTO THE SPELLWORK-

For this ward, I used a mixture of the ashes of Vervain, Sage, Basil, one mostly burnt Holly leaf because Dagda this plant is hardy even when I’m trying to burn it to ash, along with White Sage Salt and Black Salt, Supermoon Water to make the ashes and salt into some kind of paint, with Crushed Egg Shells used as a final touch and ward on the actual doorstep. Oh, and the doormat to have the wards placed on in the first place-

I also used a lighter, a brush for obvious purposes, a little glass bowl thing that I had laying around, my mortar and pestle to grind particularly stubborn burnt plant pieces and mix everything together, and my burning aparatus for yet again fairly obvious reasons.

Now - once you have everything set up outside because burning stuff tends to smoke a lot and preferably on concrete because fire saftey is important, load the plant matter into whichever thing you personally use to burn things to ash and start the long, long wait if like me you added everything into your burning apparatus at once.

It’ll help in the long run if you mix the salts together seperately in the mortar, since while salt does burn, your lungs will not thank you if you happen to inhale the smoke. (Trust me, I figured that one out the hard way.) Every now and then, remove the herbs from the fire and shake and or tap their holder over the mortar so that the burnt ashes fall into the salt. Rinse and repeat until most of the plant matter has burnt or in the case of the Holly leaf, refuses to burn further. 

Grind together the ashes and salt until they are semi-mixed together and pour it into your little glass bowl thing. You can really use anything to do this step, but as aforementioned I had the little glass bowl thing conveniently laying around when I was getting everything together for this spell and I personally really am loathe to get wet stuff in my mortar, so I used that. Then add your moon water - type really doesn’t matter as long as it works for you, but yet again I have like five bottles of Supermoon water laying around so I used that. Only add a little, though. It never hurts to add a tiny bit and add more as you go if you think you need more water.

Now once your paint is ready, it’s time to paint on the sigils and or runes and or whichever you use to place wards with on the back of the door mat.

The big sigil in the middle is a ‘You Shall Not Pass’ / ‘Unwanted Visitors Cannot Enter’ sigil that I just thought up and winged earlier. The littler ones in the corners are ‘Fuck Off’ sigils that I found saved on my iPad, (probably done by @sigilathenaeum since I save a lot of their sigils for future references) and the Is on the sides are the Norse rune Isa with little lines that represent warding from all directions.

(And I totally didn’t just make that up while typing this to explain why I put them there.)

It’d be a good idea to at least let the mat dry a bit before placing it down, which should give you enough time to remove the old doormat, sweep the doorstep, and lay down Black Salt pentagrams where the doormat is going to be.

And yes, I’m aware that my upside down pentagram laying skills leave much to be desired.

Anyway, put down the mat while saying your intent, lay down a line of crushed eggshells across the width of the door, thump the broom you used to sweep away the old dirt, leaves, whatever and go back inside to ignore clean-up duty for a few hours. Though you’d really want to clean the brush before it dries, though - I’m speaking from experience on that one.