i've gotten to the point where if i talk about my real actual human crush, my friends just assume i'm referring to jonathan sims

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i've gotten to the point where if i talk about my real actual human crush, my friends just assume i'm referring to jonathan sims

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listening to rejoice in public is one of the dumbest things i do and i keep doing it
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Me:
Oh look, new notifi -
I just reblogged all of this… are we ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE that you’re human? @imhumanguysiswear, I need your sense of timing and free time
The battle against lady wass bullshit and here’s why
You see this?
Let me explain why this is bullshit
What kind of name is Kim Human? haha Dong Kyung is terrible at making names he needs a better one.
Awwww I know it's funny, but I actually think it's soooo sweet.
Doom is constantly trying to belong to the world, to have someone to be with, to eat and drink like the people he watches over, and have a place to be.
He wants to be a person. (;﹏;)

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I don't know what I expected but definetly not this weird Wattpad-like sensless story. I can't even finish the first episode because the script is so bad.
It gives me flashbacks to my fourteen year old self reading weird fanfictions and stories on Wattpad about a boss being way too harsh but "somehow compelling". "Be loved in house" definetly tries to do the same here with the clean, strict and "sexy" boss who is basically just an a** and the protagonist being all mad, cool and can't help but wonder what dark secrets lie under this mask of ignorance. Really, give me a break.
Well what can I say? I tried to look past it but ... no.
Sooooooooo remember this sketch?? Well I thought I’d render it.
Enjoy the finished version literally no one asked for. c: