Megatron and Optimus on the couch, surrounded by their brood. Megatron is obviously carrying, again, so they only snipe at each other with words.
It's all a normal evening in the totally not conjunx endura household until one of the younger middle kids suddenly bursts into tears and asks, "are you gonna get divorced?! 'cuz Sparksilver said her parents started fighting and now they're not bonded!!"
Cue the both of them trying to console the bitlet that no, that won't be happening.
Of course Meggsie of course :)
They haven't OFFICIALLY done the Rites and paperwork sure sure but like. In all the ways that matter they're conjunxed. They just floated into their own version of married life without officially getting married and it's adorable and hilarious. Yes. Megatron and Optimus will deny this.
But they're definitely prepared to reassure their kids that no they're not getting a divorce, even though they deny that they're conjunxed. That's so sweet, so so so sweet.
